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[–] [email protected] 167 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Big if true

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

It's all Texases, all the way down.

[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Who knew, Texas is bigger than Luxembourg

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's probably just a perspective trick, there's no way

[–] can 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I see you're joking but for anyone curious

Luxemburg: Total Area 2,586.4 km^2^

Texas: Total Area 695,662 km^2^

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] can 13 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Which is crazy since Luxemburg has its own language while Texas is speaking the same as Ireland which is already bigger than Luxemburg

[–] Addition 13 points 1 year ago

Crazy how nature do that

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Europeans thinking a 2h trip is a long ass trip. Then they come visit North America thinking they can visit from coast to coast by car in two weeks.

North Americans going to Europe thinking it'll take 4 hours to go from one city to the next when they can actually cross three whole countries in that time frame.

[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The most culture shock I've ever experienced was being in southern France, craving some Italian, and realizing I can literally just go to Italy for dinner.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hahahahaha right??? Ain't that crazy?

Edit:

Same happened to me. Was in South West of France. Saw a board on the highway that said Barcelona was 3h away. Like what????

So we went to Barcelona for a weekend because why the fuck not.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

2h is a long ass trip we've just been gaslit

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

If only we had a high speed rail system like in Japan...

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Am European. I drove from sfo to nyc in 4.5 days. Would I do that again? No.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Same, took 5. Still brutal as hell

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Honestly I blame American TV for this. Especially anything involving the FBI! In Hannibal they zip between states non stop like it's nothing. I assume it's all supposed to be happening over many days, but it just seems like they're going to and from work in Minnesota and home in Virginia lol

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

No we don't think 2 hours is a long ass trip. We think 2 hours is a long ass commute.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've done LA to DC in a week. You just don't pass through many cool places along the way.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But man, can you look at some fucking corn.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Hey, has that state no one cares about seen this joke?"

"I don't know, I'll ask 'er.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

What would happen if you divide Alaska in two equally-sized states? Texas becomes the third largest state.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Texas needs to shut up before we split in half and make Texas the 3rd biggest state"

  • Alaska probably
[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"That's an impressively well-typed threat for a moose."

  • Texas probably
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Come up here and fight us then, we've seen how you handle snow."

  • Alaska probably
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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

even Russia is smoll compared to Africa

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

The Mercator scale on maps makes everything equatorial look tiny compared to northern and southern latitudes.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So you’re saying they should secede from the Union and be an independent world superpower because they don’t need the rest of us, right? Right?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

No, that's ludicrous.

Give them back to Mexico.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

They’re welcome to attempt again. Though we were a bit too gentle last time

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

I grew up in Texas and moved to England. I remember my first weekend there looking at a map thinking of going to visit Cambridge. It was a couple of inches away on the map and I thought, should be an hour maybe an hour and half drive. Imagine my surprise when I arrived in Cambridge in 20 minutes. I forgot to take into consideration scale.

Yes it was a paper map, I know I'm old.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

I realize it's all for jokes but I think neither the image nor comments images are adjusting for actual area, since on a projected map there will be warping outwards of center.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

"that's not where paris is."

--any texan.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

That’s not where Paris, TX is….

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

This is just a piece of the land we stole from a country that spain stole once

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Overcompensate much?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I expected Texas to be a lot bigger, given the memes.

Fun fact: the largest cattle station in Australia is 8x larger than the largest cattle station in the US (which is in Texas).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Now do Indonesia.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

yeah thats totally correct, love that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Texas is less than a quarter of the size of Alaska.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Except the population size

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