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I saw a couple of fun ones somewhere else, and it got me interested. My mom calls her's: Mr de Vries
other's i found:
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Stepsister. So when I get a notification when I'm away from home that it's stuck, I giggle instead of raging
That would just make me horny.
Mine is Rosie, the maid in the jetsons, cause it's the future and I have a cleaning robot.
Same here!, although we call her by the Spanish version "Robotina". Just in the hopes that more of the stuff from the Jetsons actually comes to fruition.
Clean Latifah
Colonel Dustard
I know a bisexual woman who named hers Carpet Muncher.
We had a Shark brand bot named Shart.
Then we had to send it in for repair and for a newer model in return. Now we have Shartito.
Chaos
It's awesome when my 3 year old says "Hey Google start Chaos!".
Clean Elizabeth
Steve McClean
Geoff.
It's a dependable name.
I can't say it has one unless you mean unofficially in which case its probably "Seriously!?"
Optimus Grime
Hoover, because the British call vacuums Hoovers and also because J Edgar Hoover was a bottom feeding shitbag like my sharkvac was when my dog took a shit on the floor and it dragged shit in neat lines on the floor.
Since we have a vacuum and mop ours are Vac Bop and Mop Steady
Oooo I actually just got a new robot and named him S8AN, cause it's model is the S8, and who doesn't like to say Satan is mopping the kitchen ? My previous ones were Fernando and Fernandos (dos like 2 in Spanish, which I thought was pure genius ha). Fernandos is still in use, Fernando has been retired to robot heaven after a few years of diligent service. π«‘
Mine is Succ Boi
Rosey
Fluffy. Ever since I was a kid, I wanted a killer robot and name it Fluffy. My parents never got me one, so once I hit midlife crisis I got myself a cleaning robot and named it Fluffy. At my age, I appreciate clean floors more than seeing the blood of my enemies.
We have two.
Vac Morris and V.A.C Slater.
R2D2, and I have routines to start it with gogo gaget vaccum as a command.
Scuba Steve and Dusty Dan
Hedgehog but nicknamed, so Hedgy. (It's in Hungarian. "SΓΌn" is hedgehog, "sΓΌni" is the nickname. Yes, the nickname is actually longer but cuter in my language.)
I'm not very clever, so my nearly useless Shark vacuum is named Baby Shark, but I'm going to steal one of these when I get a good one.
Bilbo Bagger
Kolanaki
(I don't have a robot and have to vacuum my self)
Robit, mimicking how Zoidberg calls Bender sometimes
Rusty McDusty
Sir Cleanalot
From The Dustinator to just Dusty now.
Does anyone feel these things suck? Not in a good way. I've had a hoover since i moved out after college 15 years ago. Dudes a beast. My wife wanted a robot we got maybe a year ago and it barely does it job at best. Constantly replacing parts, frequent disruptions, and got like 600 sq ft on our main floor to clean. Way too much work and when it does work it may get the top layer of dirt but it doesn't feel clean. I can spend 20 min vacuuming the whole house with my regular vacuum and it feels and smells clean for several days. I hope these robots get better but I'm not a fan right now.
I only vacuum/sweep when the drifts of dust and hair become tripping hazards. A $300ish iRobot does a crappy job, but it runs regularly. I just need to empty the bin once every few days.
It works pretty well for me.
Same, mines like a $40 one from a few years back on black friday. Does it do a great job? No, each individual run is objectively not good and it misses some stuff, but over the course of a week it averages out to pretty freaking great and all I've gotta do is empty its bin when I get home from work at least once or twice. 10/10, would recommend and seeing the amount of cat hair its picked up is pretty disgusting.
They don't really clean floors by themselves, they're more designed to maintain an already clean floor.
Gretha, because she cleans up my environment
Mister Back and Forth, as named by a toddler watching it clean.
