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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)

canon

It's pronounced sanon btw

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

From the original çanon of course

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[–] Assman 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jandalf, yes I was once called that. Jandalf the Jray.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now I am Jandalf the Hwhite.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

After smearing myself with chool hwip

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (22 children)

My giant giraffe agrees.

If you're still unconvinced, say "G"

The letter starts with the J sound.

Checkmate atheists.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I may sound haughty and knowledgable when I say JiF then, but between just you and me, I didn't know a damn thing about this and just decided to say it this way in my brain for reasons that remain unclear.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Me too. I just always said it with a soft G because my brain told me that's how it was pronounced.

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[–] carpelbridgesyndrome 5 points 1 year ago

Yes but actually no

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah? Well lick my gargantuan gorilla gonads.

(I'm actually team jif but can't help myself)

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (7 children)

One thing I learned recently is that if GIF shall be pronounced "GIF" like the G in Graphical, JPEG shall be pronounced "JFEG" like the P in Photography

Just droppin that in

[–] Socsa 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Do I look like I know what a JFEG is?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Would be the worst retroactive devaluation of a body of literary work since JK Rowling showed the world how she really is.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Orson Scott Card's gotta rank up there, too.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can tell that’s fine art because it says it is.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Picasso did the same thing.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

No, Picasso, pronounced Pizza-so.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I read that as "Yan-dolf".

I am not even making this up.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OK you fancy Dutch dude. What're ya gonna do now? Brag about bicycles and socialized medicine?!!! (He says, jealous af)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

You mean yealous

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Anyone who uses the argument that Graphical is pronounced with a hard G sound needs to think about how they pronounce other acronyms, like SCUBA, NASA, LASER, SONAR, POG, SIM... the list goes on.

[–] Socsa 6 points 1 year ago

I do say N(ay)SA to annoy people.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

And Elrond is Hispanic elf

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

comes back

Bilbo is gay!

dies

comes back

Nazgul are just men in dresses!

not canceled cause that's true

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

"Sauron's eye was supposed to be a gigantic vagina"

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

All letters before A are silent.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Aragorn: You have my sword.

Legolas: And you have my bow.

Gimli: And my HAX.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I love Lejolas and Jimli's gokes.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Guess we need to remake the trilogy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hollywood's probably working on that anyway.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

to be published in a limited gold embossed leather bound volume with 500 pages of commentary, March 2024

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

to be published in a limited gold embossed leather bound volume with 500 pages of commentary, March 2024

Tolkien fanatics: "Link?"

Also...link?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gets back up, "also, his name is Jolam." Lies back down.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

He should also come out with some delicious spreads for toast, he could call them Jamdalf.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Ohh i see it's a geeraffe, a long necked animal.

And power ranger called down a guyan robot to fight guyan monster enemy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Yandalf the Yrey

[–] TheMarkus 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The genius Tolkien, ever generous, gestured for a round of gin martinis from his giant gentle giraffe. Over gentle murmurs from the crowd, I caught the gist of his speech: genuinely it’s pronounced Jandalf.

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