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[–] [email protected] 68 points 8 months ago (4 children)

God, he's such a fucking loser. And the fact that so many people see him as the pinnacle of manliness, even if humanity, is mind boggling.

Just look at some of the fan art of him and people are drawing him with abs and full hair. So dumb.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

no thanks, I'll take your word for it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Manliness lmao

Yea right. Being manly is not remotely close to his biggest personality traits.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

You can tell ChatGPT to describe the absolute worst human being by every metric and with no further prompting it will describe Donald Trump perfectly.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I haven’t seen a Ben Garrison comic in at least a year, is he still thirsty or is the thrill finally gone?

[–] [email protected] 52 points 8 months ago

He kind of stands like the front half of a centaur or a finger puppet

[–] [email protected] 47 points 8 months ago (3 children)

He's wearing his lifted shoes so his centre of gravity is shifted. I think he's about 5'10" and at public events he wears 4" lifts.

Bill Barr is 5'9". Compare their heights in this photo. https://media.newyorker.com/photos/5e45b18884cbb800082e45c0/master/w_960,c_limit/Rohde-TrumpBarrStone.jpg

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Holy shit, that's like high heels! I wonder what his shoes actually look like

[–] rustydrd 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Okay, but what kind of heels is Barr wearing? I'm gonna need a banana for scale.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Barr is wearing negative heels. Trump normally makes him stand in a 4" hole to maintain the height illusion.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago (1 children)

He looks like that because he's trying to puff out his chest, suck in his gut, and hold back a massive fart all at the same time.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

And also he's the world's weakest and most orange gorilla.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

all humans are the weakest gorilla :(

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

He's especially weak, though. Of character, for sure.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

That's the epitaph on Dian Fossey's tombstone btw.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago

More like floating like the Baron Harkonnen

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That is easlily a 5⁰ lean. How far can one actually lean before falling forward?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Depends on the amount of shit in your pants, lowering your center of gravity.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Well, a full diaper is a reasonable counterbalance, and considering the shit that comes out of his mouth, his diaper must be dense.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

Followed by "WOKENESS!!!!"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

His arms are literally hanging at an angle compared to the rest of his body pointing towards gravity.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (3 children)

He's got chronic "femboy posture".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Don’t you dare ruin femboys for me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Don't you sully the goodness of femboys by comparing them to trump.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

And such delicate little hands. If he hadn't let himself turn into such a grotesque slob, maybe he would've been a decent s**sy or femboy~

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Looks like a puppet when someone let go of the strings. Maybe Vlad is too distracted with Ukraine

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

second biggest laugh for 2023 for me was this

thank you i don't remember first place

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Lol for some moments I forgot he was an actual president for a while and couldn't believe it

[–] BigDanishGuy 3 points 8 months ago

You just know that he's not going to eat the pie

[–] HootinNHollerin 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I can’t recall the name but there’s some disorder that is correlated to this

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Is it something about missing the back half of your pantomime horse?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Don’t act like you wouldn’t do the same