It obviously needs cuddles. Lots of cuddles.

It’s nicely al Dante

• “we suck at foreign languages, it’s terrible!”
• ”yes we should do something about it. Let’s minimize our exposure to foreign languages!”
• profit?!

Still being on Twitter is the real badge of shame

Ah yes, another “Hamas base” I’m sure

Since it’s easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter heaven, relieving said rich man of their excess wealth is actually a kindness. Therefore this is an ethical life pro tip.

That’s the Dutch 🇳🇱 flag, not the French 🇫🇷 one

Of course those genitals are important! If they don’t do that, then their god will not magically fix said problems. They themselves are of course powerless to do anything about it. Far too busy lining their and their donors pockets!

Given the amount of alcohol involved in these christmas markets, it really is a good thing that there’s not much parking space.

Well at least it’s proof of work

rm -rf *

There, that’ll do it

It’s not a perk. Don’t reinforce their framing