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[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (3 children)

FYI: you can't kill a baby through keeping them awake. An adult you can kill this way.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

...and you know this because..?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Neuroplasticity. The infant will attempt to adapt to the surroundings, the adult is "stuck in their ways".

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

What if you keep a baby awake until it becomes an adult?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

The parents were anti-vax so...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well I didn't want children but now I got some experimenting to do.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Meet me out back in 15 minutes, I have stolen a child for you

[–] RobertoOberto 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

...I have stolen a child for you

Aw, shucks. I thought you were about to suggest a dumpster-side quickie to make one.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I would’ve made that joke if I knew their gender, because no amount of fucking between two guys would make a child

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I doesn't matter, we will keep trying until we conceive, Mighty!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Ok sure, as long as I get to not pay child support

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Isn't the definition of neuroplasticity that the brain will change?

Edit: I guess more "the brain can change." Still, adult's have Neuroplasticity. That is very well documented.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Doctor told me.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Not with that attitude.