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But does your car suffer from ulcers? And you can mend a flat tire - can you fix Dobbin's broken leg? And when your car back fires, it makes a loud noise ... when Dobbin backfires, he kicks you in the head.
Dobbin is capable of making new Dobbin's.
Dobbin is also capable of miscarrying a new Dobbin .... when a car dies, it's less emotionally draining, unless it's a classic car that's over 50 years old.
Yes, but say Dobbin breaks down and leaves you stranded. You can eat Dobbin. Or even do the Luke Skywalker and climb in.
Who says you can't eat the car? Definitely not this guy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito
He fucking ate his own Guinness world record award.
That’s metal
You got me there .... a Model T Ford is a bit hard to swallow ... but you can keep warm inside your car, or set fire to it. Also Dobbin doesn't produce a big black tire fire that can used to signal for help from far away.
Spoken like a man who's never set a horse on fire
Does "mane charring" via "excessive friction" on Fluttershy count? Asking for a friend.