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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Imgonnatrythis 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Godzilla, when you eat a person, you eat everything that person ate. The office tower you just devoured just had a taco Tuesday special in the Cafe.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You know, people talk about Godzilla eating people, but I can't recall a time he ever did. He usually just fries them with his nuclear breath.

[–] captain_aggravated 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I remember Godzilla vs King Kong from 1962. Godzilla breathed fire on King Kong, and King Kong didn't like that so he reached down, ripped up a tree, and stuffed it root ball first down Godzilla's throat.

Movies have gone downhill ever since.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I remember as a kid seeing that on TV and getting upset and shutting it off when Godzilla started losing. I later found out that the US version edited the original Japanese one in which Godzilla won. Typical US propaganda!

Also, King Kong is like 50 feet tall and Godzilla is 300 feet, so he'd just step on him and move on.

[–] captain_aggravated 3 points 1 year ago

I didn't really care it's just cramming the tree down his throat was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen in my life.

[–] vaultdweller013 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Okay but have you considered, king kong is monkey.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Naw, he's an ape.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Guess I'm thinking more Lizzie from rampage. I honestly get them mixed up.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Godzilla's just too damn big for eating people or climbing. He towers over most buildings.

Lizzie has always been my favorite! Wah-wah-wah (eating people sound)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Double Nuclear Breath!!!