this post was submitted on 14 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How is cake unacceptable for breakfast?

I mean, even a vegan has to appreciate the power of cake.

[–] RowRowRowYourBot 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It’s a ton of fat and sugars with no added nutritional benefit.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But what if we flatten the cake and fry it in butter instead of baking it? Surely that would be healthy, right?

Hang on. It's a little bland. I'd better pile more butter and liquified sugar on top.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's perfect. Sweet, savory, pan fried cake.

Panfriedcake. That's what we'll call it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Those are called pancrepes I think

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Have you tried adding blueberries to it, they are an anti oxident

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

But we need oxygen

[–] vaultdweller013 10 points 1 week ago

If you can digest it then it's food, the chemical furnace demands more fuel.

Devoured MRE wrapper included

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Deep fried cake covered in sugar is the quintessential American breakfast food.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I'm talking about doughnuts.

[–] aow 6 points 1 week ago

Pancakes with syrup