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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Me: "I've tried everything I am physically capable of trying short of anorexia. Ive tried to walk. Ive tried lifting weights. I've even starved myself. 200 calories every other day for 3 months. Nothing works. I think I may have a legitimate medical issue"

Doctor: "Drink water and walk. Thatll be $250."

Me:

[–] [email protected] 156 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's important to notice that while an underlying medical issue is certainly likely in your situation, and that's hard to work against... There's no physical way you were actually ingesting 200 daily calories and didn't lose weight.

This is beyond biology, it's physical. You were either consuming way more than that, or you were actually losing weight and just didn't notice. There's no alternative.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean they said every other day, if one day they get 200 and the next they get 5000 they ain't losing weight...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think the alternative is that it was a joke

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s not funny anymore as to many think it’s a legitimate response.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I think it was a legitimate response but just exaggerated for the purposes of comedy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Huh? Joke? On the Internet? No way.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 month ago (1 children)

200 calories every other day

Forgot to mention the 8000 calories on the alternating days but I’m sure that’s fine

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, they tend to forget about those.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mans thinks he broke the laws of conservation of mass and that's why he's still fat

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Thermodynamics are bullshit

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You would be stufied because it's impressive that your body can just grab calories out of thin air. Obese people lie about what they eat, it's really simple. That's why doctors don't take these people serios.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

the thing is, people SEVERELY underestimate how many calories are in what they're eating. Ask any fat person how many calories a chocolate bar has, and they'll say something like "50?"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

This. 200 calories is not very much food. That's like 1 tablespoon of peanut butter, a little over 1 banana, a little less than 3 eggs, about 30 individual almonds, or little over half an avocado.

A single Hershey's chocolate bar, mountain dew, or the smallest size of my favorite star bucks drinks are all over 200 calories too.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

What were you eating 6000 calories every other day too? No wonder doctors don't believe their patients.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Nothing you said makes any sense at all