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According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[–] [email protected] 376 points 2 days ago (3 children)

That's weird, I thought I used SQL databases from government agencies regularly. Guess I was mistaken.

[–] Susaga 331 points 2 days ago (4 children)

If you and Elon disagree about something, just assume he's wrong about it. If you both agree on something, THEN you might be mistaken.

[–] skulblaka 382 points 2 days ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 day ago

this really needs more circulation because too goddamn many people still believe his PR

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago

That's phrased brilliantly, and capturey my own perception of Musk

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i agree but would like to add that it’s generally good practice to stay away from rockets

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ESPECIALLY red ones.

They go faster.

[–] Klear 4 points 1 day ago

Yeah. If you ever fly a rocket, you want to fly low and slow to be safe.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I hope the screenshot dude is also going to stop this unquestioning belief in the things people say or claim without evidence.

Those first two paragraphs look like a tendency to prefer hero-worship to critical thought; that seems to be a fairly widespread problem in humans from long before this latest batch of demagogues.

There's also a hint of "I'm not an 'expert' in it so I can't (be bothered) to understand anything about it" also a very depressingly common attitude.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We all have to rely on somebody to be an expert in fields outside our own. Years ago, if Elon said "Falcon 9 launch yesterday failed due to xyz", I assumed he had the actual experts giving him notes. The Xhitter debacle showed how much he doesn't listen to those people.

[–] jballs 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's kind of funny, but we all do this to some extent. I used to think most people on Reddit were super smart. If someone says stuff with authority, then it's easy to believe what they're saying and assume they know what they're talking about.

But then every once in a while, I'd come across a topic that I know deeply about - and the comment would just be blatantly wrong, but still have tons of up votes. It really made me start second guessing all the other comments I had read and thought were smart, but it's an easy trap to fall into.

I guess what I'm really saying, is that you all are a bunch of morons, probably.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Klear 5 points 1 day ago

You say that with confidence so I'm going to trust you on that 100%.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I just dont get why you have to assume that though?

Maybe I'm a pessimist, but I've met and worked with enough humans that I think the best assumtion is that they're all full of shit until they prove otherwise.

It's fine to rely on experts for some things, but if those experts aren't subject to independent scrutiny or directly independent of the claim or sunjecy under test, or can't give clear testable /replicable evidence, I'd just not put much weight on their testimony as a source of evidence.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Cool! I wish there were, and hope there will be, more like you.

[–] ayyy 2 points 1 day ago

I took it to be rhetoric/hyperbole.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Thank you. I was trying to find this earlier today.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If it's tech he doesn't know shit about it, I learned that years ago during the Twitter acquisition days

He sounds like a CEO who "knows enough to fuck shit up, not enough to know how to fix it, but thinks they do" AKA the worst executive known to IT

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

And if it isn’t tech he knows even less about it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Remember when he said he knows more about engineering than anyone else on the planet?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

How about the submarine he was going to build to save kids in a cave that obviously would have drowned long before he could have even really started work? But it's okay, he could just accuse the guy who actually saved their lives of being a pedo

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Indeed. I'm starting to think I can't trust what that Musk guy says.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Hey you're looking for a new truck aren't ya? Well do we have a deal for you!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

This guy Elons

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

The US government basically ONLY uses SQL…