[Zoidberg noises]

I'm in this comic and I'm not a kid or a tiger.

I know it's a dolphin. You don't have to be mean about it.

Replace "all 1's or something" with "drop database or something" and it 100% applies.

It has to start somewhere. Today it's virtue signaling, tomorrow it's normal and expected.

Doing the right thing for the wrong reasons can still be a win.

Even the most deranged among us wouldn't dairy do such a thing!

Well, they never said it was soup proof glass.

That sign has a reptile dysfunction.

This is fun, but the 12 days of Christmas start on Christmas.

It's better to ovoid egg puns.

They picked Ballplay, AL instead of Smut Eye?

You've got an unmatched single quote.