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[–] sbv 56 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Mods, can you lock this post? Responses are entirely too credible.

[–] nuke 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Be the change you want to see in the world. Post something funny, I'll upvote you.

[–] sbv 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] nuke 13 points 1 month ago

I'm very well re[g]arded so it's possible this went over my head

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's reasonable to assume that many of us are veterans or to put it another way; can just as easily explain the US doctrine as jerk off in a porta-john in under 5 mins during an Iraqi summer.

[–] nuke 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Can I come in time before I pass out from heat exhaustion?

Challenge accepted.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

The boobs drawn on the wall should help.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 12 points 1 month ago

Bonus points if you pass out right when you get that release. Gotta time it right.

[–] sbv 5 points 1 month ago

That's more like it!