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[–] ArbitraryValue 30 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Is that something other men want to do? Even my dog had no interest in it and he was easily flexible enough.

[–] [email protected] 112 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You shouldn't get your dog to suck your dick, no matter how flexible the dog is.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 10 points 2 months ago

Yeah, they can't make a vacuum due to their mouth shape, so it's just going to be sloppy with a large risk of puncture. Totally not worth it.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They say it's more like sucking a dick vs getting a bj apparently.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Sounds like a win-win in my book.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

A 50 50 will cost you about tree fiddy in these parts. So they say....

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Yes. I know peeps and it’s apparently awesome.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I mean I heard a kid broke his neck trying back in the late 90s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Did you remove your dog’s balls though? That might have an effect.

[–] ArbitraryValue 3 points 2 months ago

I wasn't the one who did it, and it didn't keep him from licking other dogs...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I have tried before whether I could do it, the answer was no, and I don't feel I am missing out on anything.

[–] TheSlad 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'd imagine that gay men, if any, might be interested. But no I think most guys don't want to taste their own dick.

[–] ArbitraryValue 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I wonder if that's actually the case. I imagine that if I had the body of a (hot) woman then I would be turned on by my own body. However, I haven't heard of gay people getting off while looking in the mirror...

[–] Running_Out_Of_Plans 4 points 2 months ago

Gay trans woman here. Queer people absolutely can get turned on by our own naked bodies. I have first hand experience.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Let me present you gym bros. I also recall someone back in high school who said he masturbated looking at his own ass in the mirror.