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[โ€“] [email protected] 174 points 6 months ago (11 children)

Phrases that make absolutely no fucking sense in 194 countries out of 195

Elementary school police officer

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[โ€“] [email protected] 89 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

Kindergarten Grenadier.

[โ€“] Lucidlethargy 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm an American, and I've never heard of this. I think it might mostly be a joke at the expense of the shithole officers of Uvalde.

[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago (2 children)

They are often called "resource officers" and there was at least one in every public school I went to (east coast).

[โ€“] Starb3an 6 points 6 months ago

2 at our highschool, 1 in jr high

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

My high schools (private and public) had security guards

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

I'd yeehaw if'n twernt so sad.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

gotta teach those kids how to lick boots early on in life.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think less than 193 tbh... In Latvia, a Social Democrat party has proposed surveillance cameras and pigs in schools. I'm pretty sure in other countries there has been talk as well

https://www.baltictimes.com/news/articles/6104/

[โ€“] [email protected] -4 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Man, social democrats sure do like building police states...

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Here, it's the opposite. The social democrats and their allies were in government for a long time and the second the more conservatives (still pretty left compared to the USA though) got power they proposed a fuck ton of laws including visitation zones where they can search people without suspect. That law actually goes into effect very soon.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] -2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Exactly that. They use police to protect capital's interests just like the other countries. So they need to expand police powers. Just look at Weimar Germany for historical examples.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

We're talking about modern day social democrats and you bring up Weimar Germany. There's a lot more recent examples of social democrats in power lol.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Must be Arnold Schwarzenegger working there

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Well, you wouldn't want to let all these kids play with their guns without an officer to watch over them, would you?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My country had police officers in all schools for a month or so after the First Ever School Shooting In The Entire Country happened, but only because parents demanded it.

This was only a bit ago actually.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I think most countries will eventually go through one. For the UK it was Dunblane, after which the government went "no more handguns then?" and we all went "yeah, I suppose", because only a handful of people kept them anyway.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Gotta make sure there's no drug deals going on

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

No, see they're mostly there so children learn to ~~obey through intimidation~~ talk to police, and they definitely never use it as a punishment detail for officers who got in trouble for anger issues

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

We have that in Brazil as well