medusa

"Wants to make it easier to guns"

I think you a word there

Theon Greyjoy's sister

And tomatoes are "love apples"

And if my grandmother had wheels, she’d be a bike.

"Trump outsourced God" is a new sticker I'd love to see on a bumper

Cheers, my dude

After seeing nothing except female curves in video games for the last few decades, this is a nice change (and it might even convince me to play a male character, dayum)

Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

"Wake up in the morning feelin' like P Diddy" yeah how about no, Kesha

Hunter S Thompson: Pack me into a cannon at the top of a 150 foot tower and fire my ass into the sky while Tambourine Man plays.

Counterpoint: Antibiotics yayyy

BOILED IN BRIGHT COPPER KETTLES, HELD WITH WARM WOOLEN MITTENS, AND TIED IN BROWN PAPER PACKAGES FOR EASY LUNCH DELIVERY