You don't always have to fuck her hard...
medusa
joined 2 years ago
Rock it, my dude! Gender roles are for squares!
Also, have you heard of Mark Bryan? I swear that man puts any chance of me in a skirt to shame [doesn't stop me from trying though!]
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True story. Went to middle school with a girl who had an American mother and a Vietnamese father. His English was passable, but he was far from fluent. He wanted to give his daughter a pretty English word that he liked the sound of: Diarrhea.
Their last name was Ng. Her name would have literally been "Diarrhea-Ing"
Fortunately, her mother put a stop to that and "Stephanie" was forever thankful.