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[–] [email protected] 140 points 6 months ago (2 children)

As long as you weren’t born a slave i guess.

[–] [email protected] 107 points 6 months ago

Statement holds true today as well

[–] [email protected] 47 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Or a woman.

Ancient Greece, generally speaking, hated women

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I’m interested in learning the context here.

Because modernity also hates women and I guess I’m ignorant but.. weren’t there options for women then..? Like midwife/doula-type things, herbalist/witch, spinster/seamstress-clothier?

Potentially more than they could have in modern history?

[–] medusa 50 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Counterpoint: Antibiotics yayyy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Just rub a fungus on the wound smh

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Burry yourself in manure as Hippocrates intended!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That is until you break a bone and learn that there are no pain killers.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

The ancient Greeks used electric rays to numb the pain of childbirth and operations.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_ray

Not the most effective, but hey, better then opioid addiction

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

But they literally did have, well, not opioids, but opium.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opium

Evidence from ancient Greece indicates that opium was consumed in several ways, including inhalation of vapors, suppositories, medical poultices, and as a combination with hemlock for suicide.

So no problem with pain medication, actually. @[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

She be begging donkey dick for bread by the end of the week