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Not mine. Heard Taylor Tomlinson say it on After Midnight

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

They're gutless as well.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And meatless. No cartilage, nerves, or bodily fluids, either.

And if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a bike.

[–] medusa 3 points 2 months ago

And if my grandmother had wheels, she’d be a bike.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Ectoplasm has to come from somewhere...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

No backbone those flappers

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Some politicians as well

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This implies that the bones are elsewhere, forming a gang of spooky scary skeletons.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Which begs the wake and bake question: Do they become separate entities? Like, do the spooky scary skeleton and the ghost of the person it came from haunt people separately?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Ghosts hold grudges while skeletons just wanted to focus on spooky business

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

…and fleshless