jballs

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[–] jballs 2 points 23 hours ago

And 42% on Hump Day? Preposterous.

[–] jballs 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

As a father, I never really understood the thermostat thing... until my kids became teenagers. One of them was cold the other night, so set the thermostat to 75° at 2:00 in the morning.

I woke up sweating my ass off not too long after and finally realized why this has been a running joke for ages.

It's because teenagers are dumb as fuck.

[–] jballs 1 points 1 day ago

That's track 4

[–] jballs 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's all for show. You can tell because that's the mayor of NYC right behind him.

[–] jballs 8 points 1 day ago

That sounds completely reasonable, until you realize the mayor of NYC was there right behind him. That one little detail blows up the whole story and makes you realize that it was just a photo op.

[–] jballs 5 points 1 day ago

I want to crowd fund a big bronze statue like this. Except Luigi is St. Michael and Thompson is Satan.

I'd pitch in for it.

[–] jballs 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

See, it's not for publicity! Eric Adams is there to stop the public from freeing Luigi from law enforcement!

[–] jballs 7 points 2 days ago

Lmao at the guy repelling "hut hut hut hut"

[–] jballs 28 points 2 days ago

Trump's obsession with Hannibal is a thousand times funnier when you realize it's because he doesn't know the difference being political asylum and a mental asylum.

[–] jballs 35 points 2 days ago

When asked, that's probably what the police would say as justification. And it sounds almost plausible, until you realize that's the mayor behind him.

[–] jballs 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

I'm currently reading Danny Coughlin's Bad Dream which is a short story by Stephen King about an innocent person accused of a crime. He had a similar line about "whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty?"

[–] jballs 10 points 2 days ago

Holy shit now that you mention it, homeboy is massive.

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