jaemo

joined 2 years ago
[–] jaemo 3 points 2 weeks ago

This is why, as mentioned above:

The most "successful" social media accounts are always the shittiest.

It's just like that Morcheeba song, everybody loves a loser.

[–] jaemo 1 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

a foreigner

Oof. Masks off all up in here, I guess.

[–] jaemo 5 points 2 weeks ago

I don't think you understand snark whatsoever, or you'd know better than to post nonsense like this.

[–] jaemo 16 points 2 weeks ago

"I don't know why you keep going on about our current lies, you assholes should have kept called us out for our past lies. But only now, not back then when we were lying with those lies. What I mean is.... ok: see we lied in the past, but you definitely were jerks for not believing those then. Now; I know we renamed French fries to freedom fries in a frothing defense of our "good lies" back then, and I know back then we insisted it was the truth, but now they were bad lies and HAVE YOU EVEN THANKED ME YET FOR TALKING TO YOU ABOUT THIS!?"

[–] jaemo 4 points 2 weeks ago

JA! DAS IS GÜTS!

[–] jaemo 2 points 2 weeks ago

Like a casting reject for 'Adult Milhouse' in a live action Simpsons movie (for which the role, had he got it, would have all of 2 seconds of screen time and no spoken dialogue because have you heard that motherfucker try to speak?).

[–] jaemo 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] jaemo -1 points 3 weeks ago

Yes. I'm sure they can. I don't think that they have, or will. See: the recall formula scene from "Fight Club" for reference.

[–] jaemo 2 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

How do you not know they haven't updated to use hall effect joycons? You not read anything at all about this until just now?

[–] jaemo 1 points 3 weeks ago

Wasn't this how "28 minutes later" started? They had a monkey they were playing truth, dare, double dare, promise or repeat with and bam. Angry plague!

[–] jaemo 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They already need to rebuild (checks notes...) all of LA. This year's wildfire season should be interesting....

[–] jaemo 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Gee, why wouldn't I want to cede my country to American management and become the 51st state? You guys are knocking it out of the park, no pun intended.

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