[-] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

The animals we create are morally equivalent to our own children and are owed the exact same unconditional love and protection.

-- Michael Scott ?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

The debate fallout has made the fence-sitters' decision for them.

Dems need a parachute candidate pronto. Kamala would win, too.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago

Won't all Americans have duel citizenship soon...?

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"Fuck these assholes who pay my salary. Fuck everyone who fucking fucks with the fucking power fucking brokers like me who fucking deserve to fucking do and fucking say whatever the fuck I fucking want, for fuck's sake. Like, what the fuck!"

-- Fucking Clarke Kelly (Go Fuck Yourselves)

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They have to outperform Trump's public oral sex on Putin after Helsinki.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Russia%E2%80%93United_States_summit

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

...next course...

Give up?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

....trying to determine if your post is positive or negative, up or down....

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lemmy is more US-centric than reddit and twitter combined.

If you came to lemmy to escape the anarchy and chaos that is Trump, you best be turning around.

[-] [email protected] 61 points 1 day ago

I park as far away from the venue as possible bc I know someone will park right beside me, and I'm making them exercise.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

Realise that you can spray a few minutes before you rise from the seat (especially if someone on lemmy is WRONG, and you need to thumb a reply!)

You'll be surprised at how little tp you'll need!

Also, you're allowed to repeat, jic!

[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago

Trump bite marks are an official act.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago

My soy and fish/oyster all say to refrigerate right on the label.

Since they already made the shit I'm ingesting, I'm taking their word for it.

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Prosecutors, meanwhile, will push for a gag order against Trump in the case.

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Infinity minus 6 is 4%!

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In her last call to relatives, the woman said she was hot and in need of water.

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16878872

Prosecutors argue his rhetoric inflamed a supporter who attacked an FBI office.

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Prosecutors argue his rhetoric inflamed a supporter who attacked an FBI office.

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I had one! I could have sworn it was a green/gray/turquoise colour, but this is the only colour that comes up.

There was also a Quick Draw McGraw, Yogi Bear, a Dino/Pebbles combo, and possibly a Fred Flintstone, and Barney.

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M'dad always bought the least expensive stuff - we kids, ofc, wanted Stripe! or Ultra-Brite, or Close-up.

That's why we never got the dames, I guess

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One witness was told Trump was "checking on the boxes," sources said

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Snowden said he does expect Melania Trump to show face throughout the campaign and to make key speeches, but that he also thinks that the former president would “continue to be very protective of her.”

Ya, that's what it is!

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ElEcTiOn InTeRfErEnCe!!

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37 mile range on full electric!

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