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Supreme Court Rules That Trump Has Very, Very Large Hands (theshovel.com.au)

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[-] [email protected] 50 points 3 days ago

Supreme Court has decided to perform oral sex on Donald Trump just because they feel it is important to the case. They are very diligent in their jobs.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

They have to outperform Trump's public oral sex on Putin after Helsinki.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Russia%E2%80%93United_States_summit

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