That. And the fact that doctor jokes have a well known scheme that's broken here, as you'd normally expect the joke to continue after the sentence.
A woman comes to the doctor and asks "Can I take a bath with my diarrhea?" The doctor answers: "Sure, if it's enough to fill the tub."
(Black Plague) (Please note that I'm not a Black Plage supporter, I made this one for shots and goggles)
A neutron walks into a bar and asks: "How much for a beer?" The barman says: "For you, no charge".
It's a bit like the shortest joke: A woman comes at the doctor....
Or in German: Kommt 'ne Frau beim Arzt...
This one works well in German and English, but I assume it's untranslatable in many other languages.
There are a lot of foods that taste better and better with every time you reheat them. Especially a lot of stews: Grünkohl, Bigos, Lasagna, Chilli con Carne, Pörkölt, all kinds of Curry etc.
Problem with reheating McDonald's is, that it's shit food to begin with. To get a decent menu out of McD leftovers you put them in the oven for 7 minutes, but make sure to replace them with a pizza 6 minutes before they're done.
These are, in fact, called 'lust lanes'.
Isn't that true for most words describing words? 'Long' isnt a long word, 'short' is longer. 'Palindrome' is not a palindrome, 'adjective' is a noun, 'name' isn't a name, 'swear' isn't a swear-word...
I can ease your mind, it's only 38%. https://www.der-postillon.com/2012/07/skandal-erschuttert-pornoszene-38.html?m=1
Is woman short for womb-man?
That's not true. It's perfectly fine to have fun in Germany, as long as it doesn't disturb the neighbours and is propperly announced to the local authities two weeks in advance using form SVaF-18/1-42.
(Whipped cream) (Please note that I'm not a whipped cream supporter, I made this one for light theme users)