anonymouse2

joined 9 months ago

The Prisoner's Trolley Problemma in c/[email protected]

[–] anonymouse2 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Throw the trolley off the side of the ferry.

fuckery in c/[email protected]

[–] anonymouse2 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fucking fucks imply the existence of asexual fucks.

Mother-fucking fucks are all I can find on Pornhub these days.

Four Passengers Die in Burning Tesla After Electronic Doors Seemingly Won't Open in c/[email protected]

[–] anonymouse2 32 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The article says that some Model Ys don't have a manual release on the rear doors. Can't imagine how that passes any country's safety standards.

Spoiler functionality not working? in c/[email protected]

Why did North Carolina vote red in the presidential election but blue for governor? in c/[email protected]

[–] anonymouse2 35 points 3 months ago (4 children)

The real question is how he still got 40% of the vote.

I truly believe the only reason he didn't get elected is that he did all that weird shit while being a Black man.

My heart will go on but his won't. in c/[email protected]

[–] anonymouse2 74 points 4 months ago (23 children)

Technically, he froze to death.

Illegal Streams Let Criminals In in c/[email protected]

[–] anonymouse2 7 points 4 months ago

Companies holding my personal data have been hacked so many times it doesn't even matter anymore.

Which fictional character comes to your mind first when someone says strong, independent woman? in c/[email protected]

[–] anonymouse2 17 points 4 months ago (4 children)

First: Diana Prince

Best: Leslie Knope

‘I was just trying to be kind’: This Kentucky homeowner let his friends stay in his garage for months — then they claimed ‘squatters rights’ and got a court order to force him out of his home in c/[email protected]

[–] anonymouse2 45 points 4 months ago (11 children)

Per the article, takes 15 years of adverse possession to claim squatter's rights in KY. Order that got homeowner kicked out was a protective order that stemmed from a physical altercation between the "squatter" and one of the homeowner's roommates.

I don't want to call Twitter X out of spite, but calling the travesty that is X Twitter is an insult to the people that made Twitter what it was. in c/[email protected]

[–] anonymouse2 35 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Twitter was a turd. X is a turd marinaded in diarrhea sauce.

Smart TVs take snapshots of what you watch multiple times per second in c/[email protected]

[–] anonymouse2 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The downvotes are because your "solution" is not based in the reality that the rest of us live in.

Special counsel can present ‘substantial’ new evidence against Trump in January 6 case, judge rules in c/[email protected]

[–] anonymouse2 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't that leave J.D. as the president? Not a better outcome. Maybe even slightly worse.