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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You can't tell a pun to a kleptomaniac; they're always taking things literally.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ooh I'm gonna steal this joke

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You wouldn't download a ~~car~~ joke

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

You can't tell a pun to a kleptomaniac; they're always taking things literally.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

So what was the joke? People try to play off a lot of really horrific shit with "it's only a joke".

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

For honest jokes, it's true but on the Internet it can depend on the joke(r). There's dogwhistles and the whole Shrodinger's asshole as well.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think they meant "joke(r)" as shorthand for "joke or joker". Not sure how they got code quotes into there though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

lol, I put joke(r) and it turned into the (r)

code quotes are using the backtick

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

backslash in front of the open parenthesis to avoid the "autocorrect" to (R)

\(R) = (R)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

"It was just a prank, bro!"

Say what the joke was that you got pushback for, coward

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

The internet in a nutshell.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

TSA when I say I have a pipe bomb in my femur.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

This gave me a bit of a chuckle the first time I saw it expressed on the internet as a notion. It is annoying though as I like to hang out in the internet like I might at a friends basement in high school but others want it to be like we are actual members of congress trying to get something done. Or at least act like we might like them to act to seriously do their job.

[–] anonymouse2 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We know Novak. We know.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago

99% of internet discourse nowadays 🥲