I saw The Secret in high school and I've just been following its advice of wishing really hard. ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
This, but Amicus instead of Link.
What food do you think is healthy or at least "fortifying" despite lacking any evidence to prove it?
Naked Green Machine
He's not a pure chihuahua; just mostly. Was told he was a chipoo when I got him but DNA test didn't show any poodle at all.
Every time I see or hear the phrase bottom surgery, I imagine going in to get a fatter ass.
A stress test?
My dogs are poop butts.
My sister is a shit ass.
I keep flipflopping between shaving and letting it grow. I think I look better with a goatee; but I was getting sick of having my face hair going into my mouth when eating.
And to be fair, didn't we invent the Automat? Basically a giant vending machine general store in, like, the 50's? I'd love to see one of those. They sounded rad.
Just go on Twitter or something pretending to be a paleontologist with a new discovery and then show pictures of a Bigfoot or something.
If I could suck my own dick, I wouldn't ever leave the house.
So am I as long as I don't die.