Amanda Lynn, unless you like musical instruments.
BananaPeal
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The penises were not because of the sewer backup, it's just what you expected to see everyday. Edited the original post to clarify.
There was one study hall where a penis was drawn on the chalkboard every day. One time, the art showed the ejaculate dribbling a bit. The teacher came in, looked at it, shrugged, said "at least it's a little more accurate," erased it, and sat down.
That time the sewer backed up into the kitchen plus all of the penises carved into desks and walls.
Fucking phones, how do they work?
Mostly Lemmy, but still appending reddit to my Google searches. Just started with Bluesky, seems promising.
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He's bluffing!
It's been a long time since I've been, but I distinctly remember Olive Garden having a chocolate lasagna. It was decent, but nothing to rave about.
laughs in Futurama
If you're ever a victim of these crimes, make sure to dial 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3.
James Bond is actually a time lord. It explains why he changes how he looks every few movies. This is backed up by the fact that Timothy Dalton played a time lord once in Doctor Who.
Fun fact: the Mars bar is marketed as a Milky Way in the U.S. There was a Mars bar in the U.S., but it had almonds. It has since been rebranded as Snickers Almond.