BananaPeal

joined 2 years ago
[–] BananaPeal 3 points 2 months ago

To me, a baby is often a poop butt because of the diaper. Teenagers are often shit asses because they're rebelling.

[–] BananaPeal 2 points 2 months ago

I assume they take it to another toilet or a compost pile. Maybe they need a fecal transplant and don't have health insurance.

[–] BananaPeal 1 points 2 months ago

Oh yeah, plenty of towns here are named for other places. Portland hurts extra because it's our biggest city, and OR was named after ME.

[–] BananaPeal 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

As someone from Maine, I wish articles would specify Oregon in their titles when mentioning Portland. I mean it was named after ours.

[–] BananaPeal 9 points 2 months ago

A droll factoid.

[–] BananaPeal 1 points 3 months ago

A little too real for work, huh? 😂

[–] BananaPeal 125 points 3 months ago (2 children)

A Thanksgiving duck!

[–] BananaPeal 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

My first thought: "Princess Diana was a real person."

Derp

[–] BananaPeal 9 points 3 months ago

Holy motherforking shirtballs... someone stole my post idea!

[–] BananaPeal 1 points 3 months ago

Poop, pee, and in a pinch: hand washing and hydration.

[–] BananaPeal 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yes Babe, I am real man

[–] BananaPeal 2 points 3 months ago

Only if it's made with Fight Milk.

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