BananaPeal

joined 2 years ago
[–] BananaPeal 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Firewatch is a must buy at $2. Great story. The Forest at $2 is great to grab for you and a few friends who like to play survival games and don't mind some gore.

[–] BananaPeal 50 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That encountering quick sand in real life was a real possibility every day.

Bonus: My kid doesn't believe that Santa is magical, he just has really advanced technology.

[–] BananaPeal 1 points 4 weeks ago

If you like malapropisms, you'll love Martha Plimpton's character in Raising Hope, Virginia. Procrasturbate and vaginacologist are a couple favorites.

Bonus: her middle name is Slims. Virginia Slims Chance

[–] BananaPeal 2 points 1 month ago

My older sister hosted a Japanese exchange student when I was in high school. I learned a few words, but he was a regular teenager who barely knew English. We did crush a bucket of chocolate chip cookies in one weekend camping trip.

After he left, I found out his parents forced him into the exchange program so they could get a break. He seemed alright to me.

[–] BananaPeal 23 points 1 month ago

I like how you can sit on the kitchen counter and do dishes on the opposite side of the kitchen... in either sink.

[–] BananaPeal 39 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Fun fact: the Mars bar is marketed as a Milky Way in the U.S. There was a Mars bar in the U.S., but it had almonds. It has since been rebranded as Snickers Almond.

[–] BananaPeal 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Amanda Lynn, unless you like musical instruments.

[–] BananaPeal 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The penises were not because of the sewer backup, it's just what you expected to see everyday. Edited the original post to clarify.

There was one study hall where a penis was drawn on the chalkboard every day. One time, the art showed the ejaculate dribbling a bit. The teacher came in, looked at it, shrugged, said "at least it's a little more accurate," erased it, and sat down.

[–] BananaPeal 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

That time the sewer backed up into the kitchen plus all of the penises carved into desks and walls.

[–] BananaPeal 17 points 1 month ago

Fucking phones, how do they work?

[–] BananaPeal 1 points 1 month ago

Mostly Lemmy, but still appending reddit to my Google searches. Just started with Bluesky, seems promising.

[–] BananaPeal 3 points 1 month ago
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Like a giant Dutch oven (sh.itjust.works)
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