BananaPeal

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Somebody make this in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] BananaPeal 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"The heart of a sport is found in its fans." - Somebody Probably

By your sticks combined, I am Captain Hockey!

No age discrimination here ๐Ÿ™ in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] BananaPeal 7 points 2 weeks ago

I'd rather pit the zombies against each other.

Rage For The Machine in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] BananaPeal 67 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

We are those who join forces and we also burn crosses.

Ruin a Band Name in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] BananaPeal 1 points 4 weeks ago

Lady Maga sounds like a nickname that The Daily Show would come up with for Lauren Boebert if she started singing.

the mic had beef with Mark in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] BananaPeal 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Mic holder, probably: "How do you like it?"

North Ogden police DUI training turned into 'drunken party,' newly obtained letter says in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] BananaPeal 10 points 1 month ago

And that's sad.

*Permanently Deleted* in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] BananaPeal 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Bought a Hyper X headset when I was drunk one time. Solid purchase, still have it 8 years later. Only stopped using it because I wanted wireless.

Does this have a word? in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] BananaPeal 3 points 1 month ago

IDK about anyone else, but I call it the legbutt.

there is no going back... in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] BananaPeal 1 points 1 month ago

Look at fancy pants over here with their multiple friend groups!

"I'm doing good. Everything is fine." in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] BananaPeal 2 points 2 months ago

I first read regrets as Rugrats. Putting that next to pornhub is interesting context.

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Upon a rewatch, the first time you hear them (sh.itjust.works)
 
TIL of the Donner Party who were a group of pioneers including women and children who had to resort to cannibalism after an early snowfall cut off their destination, just one mountain pass over. in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] BananaPeal 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Patch Adams helps. https://youtu.be/KmpvNTb3UGc?t=1m4s

I don't understand referring to sex as "screwing" in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] BananaPeal 2 points 2 months ago

You don't use any rotation? Next you're going to tell me that spinners aren't supposed to be spun.

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Valentine's Hulk (sh.itjust.works)
 
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A "poop butt" and a "shit ass" have completely different meanings, despite the similarity of the words that make them up. (self.showerthoughts)
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Why did Jesus Christ grow up to be such a good person? (self.dadjokes)
 

Because he was born into a stable home.

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It took me years to realize this (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by BananaPeal to c/[email protected]
10 comments fedilink
 
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Dear A-holes (sh.itjust.works)
 
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When do you brush your teeth? (self.asklemmy)
 

It is advised to brush your teeth at least twice a day, but when? Just before bed is a gimme because you're about to lie mostly still for 6+ hours. Best to not leave food particles to fester.

What's the best time for an earlier brushing? After breakfast? After lunch? After work/school?

Plus, what's up with TV and movies having breakfast scenes where they get up and head right out the door? Did they already brush and now they're going to leave food to fester all day? Eww.

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Four blades, five nights (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Sticking with what you know (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Is Ohio even real? (sh.itjust.works)
 
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My 7 year old loves to tell people "bite my shiny metal ass" and it's awesome. (self.futurama)
 

Wife and I decided to do another watch through before the new episodes. The 7 year old caught a couple and now he's hooked. His favorites to quote are Bender and Zoidberg. It's especially cute when he goes "wub wub wub!" At the grocery store. I'm so proud.

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If we're going back, let's go for a good reason (sh.itjust.works)
 
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