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[–] [email protected] 68 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Me: Aw you poor dog come here.

Badger: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.

Me: You look hungry lets get you fed.

Badger: Oh shit forreal?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

Badger: I think there might be something to this domestication thing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Wait, those aren't earthworms...

[–] [email protected] 65 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I think I might have a stroke. I can hear images.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

🦡🦡🦡🦡

🦡🦡🦡🦡

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

🦡🦡🦡🦡 🦡🦡🦡🦡 🦡🦡🦡🦡
🍄🍄
🦡🦡🦡 🦡🦡🦡🦡 🦡🦡🦡🦡
🍄🍄
🦡🦡🦡 🦡🦡🦡🦡 🦡🦡🦡🦡
🍄🍄
🦡🦡🦡 🦡🦡🦡🦡 🦡🦡🦡🦡
🐍🐍 🐍❗ 🐍❗ 🐍

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Need one more exclamation point (❗) at the beginning of the Snake line, but, yeah. That's the whole song right there.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 9 months ago

visible confusion

-Badger

[–] [email protected] 45 points 9 months ago

“Cold, hungry, not real friendly. Need nails clipping”

That’s me

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I know this is a joke and all, but I'm really doubting it'd be too cold in October for a blue heeler; those dogs are tough as nails

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

You're not wrong, but I also think it really depends on where you are. It can get too cold for dogs in October in some places. In Colorado mountains, it's averages of 20s Fahrenheit (slightly below zero Celsius). I wouldn't keep my dog out in that weather for long. Unless it's a badger.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

We need to stop breeding these purebred dogs. This is the result.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

I know he's not but he looks really cuddly.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Blue healer got me laughing. Pretty close!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

It's a dog with magical healing powers

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Good wild boi.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (3 children)

What is that??? Wolverine?

[–] CountVon 33 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Wow, the caniform suborder includes dogs, wolves, foxes, bears, badgers, minks, ferrets, and seals sealions and walruses! 😮🐻😍🐶🐕

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Snaaaaake! Snaaaaaaake!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

No, this is a Badger.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Mushroom, MUSHROOM!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Maybe he ate some mushrooms before loading that blue heeler aboard.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

At first I thought it was a honey badger..

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

A regular badger is bad enough!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Bluey's really fun uncle