Elon and his Jr High/middle school energy. All that's missing is an image of him standing serious as can be improperly holding a katana saying, "while you were busy being woke, I studied the blade."
He has the power of god and anime on his side
And 230 billion dollars
Thus proving that money cannot buy class or wisdom.
That's the most edgy teenager post I've ever seen a boomer do.
Edit: I just remembered this exists.
And here we have it folks: if anyone asks for it, this is the is definitive photographic evidence that Musk is the biggest douche in the universe, the pinnacle of douchedom.
To think that people actually look up to this muskrat.
"I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky surgery, but it's worth it. Meep morp." -Elon probably
While you were partying, Elon was studying the blade.
Elongated Muskrat is the kind of person I can imagining going “psshh… nothing personnel, kidd…” and tries to teleport behind you to stab you
Anybody remember when we would question whether tweets like this were real or not and would need to check to confirm it?
Elon is becoming the posterchild for cringe
Becoming...
This is straight up nice guy mall ninja shit.
"Maybe this is their lucky day..." He finished writing as he looked in the mirror at the Fedora with a ninja star tucked in its brim.
That stranger on the Internet has no idea just how close they came to seeing the full might and fury which caused Twilight Sparkle to fall for Elon in the first place.
Finished protecting the interwebs, he went back to trying to bring his waifu to life by sending an even bigger check to his AI engineers. She's the only one that truly understands him.
His mom really needs to take away his Internet privileges.
This is an adult responsible for thousands of jobs.
That was my first reaction to this.
How can someone be simultaneously so powerful and so immature? What batshit insane circumstances have given this manchild so much influence?
Those jobs are the least worrying thing he has responsibility/power over..
Well, it’s thousands less since he fired all l those twitter employees. And he wants Teslas to both be built by robots and to drive themselves. So at least he’ll be increasingly less responsible for jobs that are subject to harassment and racism as time goes by.
Elon's lawyers: "He didn't mean that."
Elon: "Yes I did."
Elon's lawyers: "He really didn't mean that. He's just cranky because he skipped lunch."
If by “lunch” you mean “impregnating his secretary to spread ze glorious vite race” then yeah.
This is so incredibly cringe.
Not long now until he posts videos of himself cutting water bottles with a "katana"
I think we are past that.
He has already said he would fight that Zuck kid, as soon as school finishes, by the bike racks. But somehow never managed to show up.
Real Dwight Schrute energy.
Fuck what's next? If you don't like me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best?
This tweet sounds like the kind of shit you’d see online when someone wants to be tough but is also too scared to tell the cashier they gave the wrong change back.
So did he cancel yet another fight with Zuck?
He sounds hurt and scared, like he's losing an imaginary argument at 3am, some he had in the past. If only he could afford therapy. If he's printed it being in school, his parents should've locked all guns and pointy objects in their house.
Is he talking about the strike in Sweden? Does he think he's gonna win against the Swedish unions? Does he think they're gonna fold and give up the Swedish model... for Tesla?
Is this real?
This is like, something I would expect to see on r/ThePack
HEY MFER, I DON’T AGREE WITH YOUR ASSESSMENT OF THE PACK BUT I SURE DO HOPE YOU CRANK ON BROTHER!
"Those who pick fights with me do so at their own peril"
He doesn't look very tough
Elon Eastwood, go ahead punk... MAKE MY DAY LOL ol keyboard warrior dude
So he's a revenge killer. Cool of him to admit it. Investigate him.
I guess it was Mark Zuckerbergs lucky day then...
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