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You've heard of Elf on the Shelf (startrek.website)
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[-] Sendpicsofsandwiches 44 points 7 months ago

CHESS ON MY BREASTS

[-] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

That's a croissant, not a Paris brest

[-] Sendpicsofsandwiches 8 points 7 months ago

Holy hell!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

A common mistake

[-] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

I'll buy that for a dollar!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

This seems a great input for an image ia generator 😂

[-] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago

Chess on a croissant?

[-] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago

google en passant

[-] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago

Sacré bleu!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Holy hell

[-] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

old response just dropped

[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Oh I was just thinking chess, but not a specific move within chess.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

You've strangely misspelled holy hell

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I'm out of the loop, can someone catch me up on the holy hell thing?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

En passant has always been the most obscure chess rule, in online chess it's often reported as cheating. Which resulted in a lot of people saying "google en passant", on an unkown lemmy clone someone realising it's an actual chess move replied, holy hell, and a meme was born.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Holy hell

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

new response just dropped

[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

You're not Sprog. :(

I miss Sprog and Portarossa

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

You're not commie Kender. :(

I miss spinach and testarossa.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I am the same guy that had/has this username on Reddit.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago

This took me a couple seconds but I'm happy to report that once it clicked it got an out loud "oh my god" from me irl 🤦‍♀️

[-] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

It got an out loud "holy hell" from me irl*

[-] quazen 16 points 7 months ago

It got an out loud "new response just dropped" from me irl*

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Does that make you an actual zombie irl too?

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

Chess on French pastry?

[-] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago

En passant on a croissant

[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Nice try, but that's definitely not it

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Nope, he's right, it's a rather outdated move that I use to use in middle school to piss people off.

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[-] Tar_alcaran 23 points 7 months ago

Google croissant

[-] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Is that a new service from them where you can learn to make French pastry?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

New response just dropped

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Fun fact: the French call it pastry from Vienna (viennoiserie)

[-] octoperson 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

bxa3 on a pastry

[-] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Holy hell.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

I'm not sure if this counts, since all French just sounds to me like it rhymes with "croissant" ?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Holy pastry!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Where did the other white piece go?

[-] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

Google en-passant

[-] Grandwolf319 5 points 7 months ago

Holy hell!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I'm not gonna say the thing, but I did google it and learned something I didn't know.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

But what's the point of trading pieces? Now B2 just gonna take A3, or am I missing something?

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Chess spread on crab bread?

[-] DeterminedBauhinia 8 points 7 months ago

Only thing not french in this meme is the text

[-] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Vous avez entendu parler d'elf on the shelf, maintenant préparez-vous pour en passant sur le croissant.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Évidemment

[-] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

An peasant on the crescent

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Made up move-a on a media-luna.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Ah, yes, En Croissant. Very important maneuver.

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