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[–] [email protected] 156 points 11 months ago (9 children)

I live near a university that attracts quite a few international students/lecturers and I’ve often witnessed the exact opposite of this. You’re outside in the middle of summer, trying not to die of a heat stroke, when a obviously non-native person walks by wearing a winter coat and a hat.

[–] [email protected] 83 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Yep I saw some Indians near Atlanta who were wearing big coats when it was just a hair below 70 F outdoors. I was out there loading stuff into my car in shorts and a T-shirt and they looked at me funny.

The opposite of that, that I also saw was my portly Eskimo friend, who was in shorts and a T-shirt in the actual winter time when I needed a big coat. He was like "You think this is cold?"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hawaii here. Our line is about 70 too. That's when we wear socks with out slippers.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wife is a 98lb. Pilipino living in NW Florida.

72°: "Babe! It is so cold!"

She literally has no idea how to dress warmly. Trying to get the idea of layers into her head, but I'm failing so far.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Can confirm, layers don't exist in some cultures. It's either tank top or parka. No in between.

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is how I met my wife 10 years ago. It was -20 Celsius outside and I was in shorts waiting for a bus. She came over to ask why I was wearing shorts, which sparked conversations and now we've been married for over 5 years.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Okay sure... But moreso confusing... Like, damn... That's cold.

Do that person's legs just not have feeling?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

People feel temperature changes a bit differently. Some people come from colder climates and are acclimated to them.

I'm better with tolerating heat. My husband is better tolerating the cold. We're all just a bit different and that's awesome

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 11 months ago (8 children)

I am this mans, and to be honest if there is no wind, I wouldnt be wearing the hoodie. Just run super hot. If I could afford it I would keep the house at like 62 and still have the ceiling fans on.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 11 months ago

I am also this man but only because I severely misjudged the temperature outside.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (6 children)

That's a very southern idea of "cold" though.

It's still autumn on the Canadian east coast, and temperatures are now staying below the freezing point. Still seeing the occasional shorts wearer, now with boots on.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I was born in Minnesota, so I know cold, in the south they think snow is cold, they are unaware of so cold it cant snow. I still shovel snow in my crocs

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 11 months ago (3 children)

And for us on the otherside, we see people bundled up like their going on an Artic expedition when its 50F out and they are walking 10 feet from their heated car to a heated store.

Being sweaty all the time sucks. Thats really what it is

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Hi, that's me. I can handle endless heat, but fuck temps under 60.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Greetings, I'm your opposite. I can handle bitter cold just fine, but I melt at 60F.

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[–] pandapoo 55 points 11 months ago (6 children)

You'll be hot as fuck in your home, and then a woman will just turn the AC off and complain about how cold she is

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Sir I use my space heater in my home in July, and I live in the US South.

I'm shocked my husband has not divorced me over it yet tbh, but he can pry it from my (literally) cold, dead hands.

[–] pandapoo 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

He's probably waiting for it to catch fire and end his misery. The most passive aggressive murder-suicide of all time.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (4 children)

LOL, this was great. Im a big guy who wears shorts cause I like the cold, and I have to ask, what other answer do yall expect to the stupid question of "aren't you cold?" or "how are you not cold?"

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (5 children)

This unironically

I work in Louisiana, people down there freak the fuck out if it drops to low 60s and I'm in a Tshirt and shorts.

Granted I'll wear exactly that in 30 degrees

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Yeah but we also get really hot so we're sucking during August. Meanwhile someone is walking around in a 3 piece suit without so much as a drop of sweat.

[–] jubilationtcornpone 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My wife and I have been watching "Ballers" and thing I've been trying to figure out the whole time is, who the hell walks around Miami all day in a suit?

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago

It's like a game of chicken where you win by being the last one wearing shorts deep into winter.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Funny story.

I lost 50lbs and gained 50 lbs within a year.

I can say, without a doubt, being fat definitely makes the air feel warmer. I don't even think it makes sense, since your skin senses it. But hot damn if my house goes above 72F I have to keep towels around when I'm heavy

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (5 children)

This is absolutely a testosterone thing according to my transmasc friends.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Yep. My friend started testosterone recently and said that he went from always too cold to being a furnace.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Trans men once again giving me gender envy cause I'm cis and freezing.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago

Midwest obesity benefits.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As a non-white man from a tropical country now living in a colder state in the USA, this is somehow me too.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

There's a lot of bullshit in this thread. People can wear shorts in cold weather either a) if it's not that cold, or b) if it's not for a long period of time. I've been in -50 and -60 degrees fahrenheit weather in Alaska and Montana and Wyoming and when it gets that cold any exposed skin is a huge liability and will become frostbitten and/or severely painful in a very short amount of time. Left untreated it will turn necrotic which is not good. You also, pretty much no matter what you're wearing, can't stop moving at those temps unless you are in some kind of shelter.

When I worked on The Slope in Alaska back in the 90s we used to do 20 minutes outside and then 20 minutes inside for full 16-hour shifts.

That said, it can be kind of invigorating and of course you do get used to it and learn to not let it bother you.

Edit: Also, if anyone cares, I'm not proud of having worked for Big Oil on The Slope back in the day. At the time I was young, it was a big adventure and it paid big money that allowed me to do a lot of other things that I otherwise would never have been able to do. Also, it was all union work through IUPAT DC5 which I am still an active member/activist of today.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (3 children)

It’s called brown adipose tissue aka brown fat. Old people are always cold because they often lack brown fat.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

I feel seen.

Use your legs for a bit and they won't get as cold.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

I've been spotted!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (5 children)

In response to everyone's sandals comments, you're really missing out if you don't go barefoot in the snow every now and then, so long as there's only a light layer. Every step is cushioned and refreshing. It's good endorphins all around, like taking a breath of fresh air after leaving a stuffy room. When the snow gets high enough that it kicks up onto the tops of your toes, that's cold.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Hey don't forget my flip flops!

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

When I lived in Stockholm my roommate was from Florida. He never left the house with anything but shorts on, even in -20°C, when I (Icelander) was bundled up in three layers, a beanie and mittens.
I don't know how he could withstand it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Maybe he didn't own any other clothes and after a certain time he had to keep up appearances. I'm picturing him going to extreme lengths to get realistic prosthetic finger replacements as they suffered from frost bite... because everyone thought it was incredible that he was fine in shorts.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Florida man

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

John Fetterman has entered the chat.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The importance of properly winterizing for February starts with suffering through October and November.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (3 children)

In my hometown, we had "Mr. Noshirt". He'd walk everywhere in any weather either without a shirt on, or with a flimsy dress shirt unbuttoned the whole way. In Canada, so it got cold. Rumors were "couldn't feel cold" or the more likely "mental health problems."

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