Gay: News, Memes and Discussion

I tell this story all the time.

I was hanging out with this dude that I did drugs with, and I told him about a chick I hooked up with the night before. I told him that she preferred butt stuff, and he told me that he would never do anal with a chick. I asked why, and he said “Having anal sex with a chick is exactly the same as having anal sex with a dude. Thus anal sex is always gay regardless of the partner makeup.” So, he said it a lot dumber than I typed it and with a southern accent. But, you get the idea.

This is the same guy that said he’d never take ecstasy because “it makes you act gay”. That dude sure was worried about being gay. Hehehe

This is what they mean when they say it's hard to be a straight white male. Who can keep track of all the tiny things that might cause you to turn gay?

Easy solution: just say "no homo" all the time. "Do you need a bag?" – "No, I brought my own but no homo." – "What ever."

Isn't being that insecure stereotypically feminine behaviour - ya know... Kinda gay?

If you want to be gay, be gay. If you want to be a bit gay, be a bit gay. if you don't, that's totally fine too - Just stop worrying about crossing some arbitrary line into... what?

If cleaning up after yourself leads to you railing some dude, the cleaning up was never the problem, and maybe you just opened yourself up to something wonderful.

Fellas, is it gay to use a bag for my shopping

Somehow being a nice person that care for others is gay.

I hate it when I pull out my reusable bag and suddenly get gangbanged by 20 gay guys.

Research shows that people afraid of being perceived as being gay are morons

Some men don't clean their ass because they don't want to be perceived as gay.

Yeah, I remember being worried I would be perceived as gay.

I was 13 and it was the 7th grade.

Ah, to be young again...

The only thing gayer than having hot sex with other men is not doing the things you enjoy or making your own life more difficult to stop the gay goblin in your brain from calling you a gay.

Dang these gay people must be pretty great if any pro-social behavior gets you mistaken for one

It gets stupider.some men refuse to wash their hands after pissing. And they are the gender that do have to handle their genitals while doing so. Let that one sink in.

If I were rich, I'd definitely find a "study" that proves that single use plastic bags are now ultra gay just to make them switch. It'd probably either confuse them and cause them not to use bags at all or make them switch.

I'm apparently gay af.

I'm curious about the train of thought here.
How do you get from the thought of preserving nature to being gay?

Does someone or something say lies to these folks?

does putin care about the environment

I'm not sure if this is from the tooker jerbs episode of South Park or the bottled water thing from Heathers

But it does show propaganda is effective and harmful.

There is nothing more manly than gay sex.

So I guess those non-green pussies want you to know they aren't macho enough to care about the environment.

the hardest part of not being an absolute slob is telling your parents you're gay?

Guys really will say anything to be little filth piggies.

I made a bag from some old jeans that didn't survive my bike lay down, it's manly as hell to reuse, repurpose, and recycle

that has to be a joke. What's the context ? why reusable bags ? does that work for anything refusable, such as shoes ? do absolutely hetero men go around bare soles ? do real men throw out their back pack after a hike ? does having a wife make me gay ?

Ironically the people who worry so much about being perceived as gay and use it as a slur… mostly closeted homosexuals.

Toxic masculinity.

Yes, it's gay to be concerned about what kind of world you're leaving to your children and grandchildren. /s