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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I remember this being told in old joke books, but this is also a good version of it.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Riddle from Reddit 9 years ago:

A man went out drinking all night. He came home and before going to sleep he turned off the light. He awoke the next morning and went outside, and there were dead people all around. What happened? Yes or no questions please :) Good luck!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did he live in Manhattan and was it 9/11?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

No, those descended quickly.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

He lives in the back of a cyanide factory and in his drunken stupor accidentally hit the emergency release switch instead.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

In the event of an emergency, release the cyanide that will kill everyone.

Makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It's obvious when you think about it

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

This persons comics are hilarious. This one got me good.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

My new favorite comic site. Thank you for sharing.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like somebody this dumb would have their cap on backwards.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Dude... harsh.

Not unwarranted, but harsh.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I should have added that he would also be wearing crocs and half-calf white socks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

If you walk with the sun in your back, it is unwarranted.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This should be in the training manual for all lighthouse keepers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

There is, but it normally gets lost in shipping.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

This is one way to be a pirate. That our a serial killer.

[–] HerbalGamer 4 points 1 year ago

Milton Jones' origin story?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is Loss

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Is that Ephraim Winslow or Thomas Wake?

[–] PissinSelfNdriveway 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A nightmare awakes me, blinking light!
There's no guide, blind ships in the night.
Oh blood red moon, eat away the night.
Darkness covers my lonely soul,
No one to feed the dying light...

[–] smuuthbrane 1 points 1 year ago

"Is polish her lamp by the light of day So ships at night can find their way I wanna marry a lighthouse keeper And keep them company"