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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I remember this being told in old joke books, but this is also a good version of it.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Riddle from Reddit 9 years ago:

A man went out drinking all night. He came home and before going to sleep he turned off the light. He awoke the next morning and went outside, and there were dead people all around. What happened? Yes or no questions please :) Good luck!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did he live in Manhattan and was it 9/11?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

No, those descended quickly.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

He lives in the back of a cyanide factory and in his drunken stupor accidentally hit the emergency release switch instead.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

In the event of an emergency, release the cyanide that will kill everyone.

Makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It's obvious when you think about it