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Crunchy time rule (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 8 months ago by LesDeuxBonsYeux to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 98 points 8 months ago

would it be awkward to point out that this wouldn't work

soak it, maybe, but microwaving it will just burn it. like an egg white.

TMYK

[-] [email protected] 61 points 8 months ago

In a world constructed of lies, here you are on lemmy spreading truths. Thank you for your service.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago

BANNED FROM COMMUNITY

[-] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

hmmm, like a tea bag

[-] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

Imagine the smell of a burned wool sock and vaporized cum ...

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

And... How did you come to this conclusion?!

[-] [email protected] 47 points 8 months ago

When splooge dries it's lost it's water content (that do be what drying is) leaving behind the protein and such

Adding heat energy to something without a liquid component will only create liquid once it's hot enough to melt, it won't magically re-add the missing hydration

If she'd added a little bit of water to the sock, wrung it out, THEN microwaved it, shed be closer to what she's after

Basic science, really

[-] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

@gamermanh

The Manh, The Myth, The Professional Cum Scientitht

[-] [email protected] 48 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Please, next time you think of posting something like this throw yourself in a volcano instead ^.^

to be clear I'm joking, it's hilarious. Also where is the nearest lobotomy theatre?

[-] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago

Bro I just woke up could you like fucking not post this thanks

[-] LesDeuxBonsYeux 1 points 8 months ago

It's just a breakfast idea

[-] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago

Wife material.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

It's something I've never understood.. why do people do it in socks?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Adding myself to the cue to get an answer on that as well.

[-] LesDeuxBonsYeux 2 points 8 months ago

For a silly walk

[-] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

The image stopped loading a third of the way in and you know what I'm all set bro

[-] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Please please anyone, how do I erase a post from my memory? I’m desperate here.

[-] Enkers 11 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Abolish jail except for her.

Not horny jail, regular jail.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

She seems like someone who could be interested in a cumbox.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Or a jar with rainbow dash in it

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I support her kinks.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

would rehydrated cum even maintain it's texture and taste

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