Can't they just fist-fight each other and disappoint all of the viewers already?
this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2023
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Fuckerberg should just send that Muskrat a poop emoji.
We should just start inciting for them to have a no-holds-bar, hell-in-a-cell, ladder, hardcore cage fight to the death. Then, when its over, we just don't open the cage.
It's ok, it'll take Mark a few hours to unhinge his jaw and swallow Elon's corpse whole. Then he's gunna find a nice warm rock to lay on and digest.
If we don't open the cage, how do we let the lions in?
They can stay in their habitats; no need to bring in wildlife.
If theyβve grown up in captivity, we can just do an intermission where someone throws a cardboard box in their enclosures and livestream it. Itβll be a hit!
I think we should start putting our money where our mouths are and start eating these people and their businesses
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Zucks hair looks like those tiktok vids of guys who's baber fucked their haircut up.
How preposterous, Human Man Zuckerberg has a completely normal and decidedly regular keratin growth styling!
Is anyone surprised Musk is throwing another hissy fit?
Mastodon is goin end up with a Zuk
Lemmy is the coziest place in the internet right now, it's great
Woah crazyyyy, free speech absolutist capitalist seems to hate competition. I wonder why!
Something something free market something something capitalism
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Where is my cage fight?
Over the past year, Meta has hired dozens of Twitter employees
LOL, you mean all those employees you unceremoniously fired?
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let them eat each other out
Thanks for that horrific mental imagery.
With ai we can make it a real image
Stop
Lmfao. Well, thanks for the free PR, I'm sure, because some poor secretary in his office knows there isn't jack shit they can sue over.
Not that I'm ever going to pretend to like Meta, but having competition is supposed to be the definition of his precious free market. There's even rules and everything about monopolies. Can't take issue with that unless he's ready to declare himself not a capitalist.
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let them fight
Eh anyone can threaten to sue. Let me know if he finds a lawyer to file that thinks they have standing. I wonder if mom competes are valid if you get laid off. They are mostly not valid at all in California already.
a lawyer that thinks they have standing
And has confidence theyβll actually be paid.
i know it's (probably) a typo, but the thought of "mom compete" clauses is cracking me up
Lol, I'm leaving it!
Imagine if the future of Threads was, uh, hanging by a thread during the upcoming Suck vs Elmo cage match
Isnt threads just lemmyverse code?
Lol I hope they fight and burn all the cash
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