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[–] [email protected] 54 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"Fun" Fact: that chart isn't even a joke - it is actually, factually, pretty accurate. You can get a prison sentence of up to 3 years for that particular gesture.

Gemäß § 86a Absatz 1 und 2 StGB ist es nicht erlaubt, nationalsozialistische Symbole, Grußformeln oder Parolen zu verwenden. Der Hitlergruß wird [...] mit bis zu drei Jahren Freiheitsstrafe geahndet

...on the other hand, it is a wonderful piece of irony that a joke about Germans turns out to be a non-joke in disguise, lol. German humor is no laughing matter, after all!

=P

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ahhh.... Einer von uns! Einer von Uns!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Einer der etwa drei Dutzend Leute auf Lemmy die nicht aus Amerika stammen, jep ;)

[–] Tb0n3 44 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What if I need to heil a taxi?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Then you're going to make people unkampftable Anne Frankly I won't stand for it.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (3 children)

𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

"This comment section is now the property of the Federal Republic of Germany"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Mdr non.

  • la résistance
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Ein Volk, ein Sprache, ein Kommentarbereich.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Every time a German waves a Pole sweats

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

future german*

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is this affected by the speed of light?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's now very well documented, but Polish people can actually just ignore the laws of physics at will and thereby sweat the instant a german waves

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

It's called quantum entanglement.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (3 children)

If you don't do it right it doesn't count.

A correct Hitler Gruß is made with the right arm.

You stretch the whole arm and hand flat and then raise it in 45° angle relative to your head.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago

This man Heil Hitlers

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Are you Slovenian or a Swamp German?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

Can confirm

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

-sees german friend

-says hi while raising hand as a half-wave

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I feel like this applies more to white Americans today than modern Germans

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

What trouble? They seem to get promoted.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

what danger the country is swarming with fucking fascists

[–] Corkyskog 4 points 9 months ago

Seems to be a global trend.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

*as a football player