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A place to post ridiculous posts from linkedIn.com

(Full transparency.. a mod for this sub happens to work there.. but that doesn't influence his moderation or laughter at a lot of posts.)

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[–] [email protected] 187 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Absolutely no chance this ever happened.

What the hell are these people on? Huffing Mercury?

[–] Ulvain 106 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not to mention that a property like this likely costs hundreds of thousands of dollars a year to maintain and pay tax on, if not milliona

[–] [email protected] 56 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And this picture isn't even real.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's a fucking parody account.

Feel shame.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So this isn't a lunatic then... also not on LinkedIn...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

That is correct and I hope the mods stick to keeping this place exclusively for real posts. "Close enough" makes places homogenous

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's a fucking parody account.

Use brain more.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Reddit was really bad with detecting sarcasm/parody/comedy, but Lemmy is on a whole new level of missing the joke.

[–] Dirk_Darkly 10 points 10 months ago

I've seen multiple communities where people not only miss the obvious joke, but they get angry at how there's no joke. It's truly something to behold.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Maybe because there's no joke.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

It's satire

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"The joke is I can't afford this house"

Marvelous

[–] starman2112 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

No, the punchline is "I can't afford this house." It's humorous because the preceding story seems to build up to some anecdote about how having some money right now is less important than having more money later, or some other overdone trite non-observation, but it ends with the orator subverting your expectation that he can easily afford the house by admitting that not only can he not afford it, he in fact has no money and must find a way to make the entire $15,000,000 within one year.

Like all jokes, it's not funny if you don't get it, and if you only get it after someone explains it to you, it still won't be funny.

[–] mindbleach 1 points 10 months ago

Some jokes are dumb.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

It's clearly a joke, lighten up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No, just regular mercury. It's still bad.

[–] darcy 1 points 10 months ago

no the Huffingβ„’ variety has more uhhh toxins

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

This is a parody account

[–] [email protected] 74 points 10 months ago

Sell the home for 16 million.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah buddy that's what getting a loan is. Except in reality, you get them from the bank.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Reality? Is that a different website from LinkedIn? What's the URL?

[–] PrincessLeiasCat 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Who lives in something like this other than royalty? I honestly don’t understand the point of it….you’d never see 90% of it.

[–] merc 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If money weren't an issue, I could understand it. You could invite friends and/or family to come over and stay as long as they'd like. If you wanted some time to yourself, they wouldn't even have to leave, they could just stay in one of the guest-houses for a while.

You could have any kind of special hobby room you wanted. Martial arts dojo? Sure. Home theater? Sure. Laser tag room? Sure. Dance studio? Why not? Kitchen with every kind of tool, multiple ovens, multiple stoves? Of course! Workshop? Why not. Cozy knitting room with every kind of yarn imaginable? Great!

Some kind of good cause you wanted to support? Give them an entire wing of the place. Feel bad for a marginalized group like refugees? Hand over one of the many buildings for their use.

Overall, the world would probably be a better place if no person / family had this much wealth. But, that doesn't mean that I'd hate to have a place like that if I happened to be insanely wealthy.

[–] PrincessLeiasCat 2 points 10 months ago

Great answer, thanks! A lot of things I hadn’t thought about. Maybe we should all go in with this guy, lol

(Yes I know it’s satire)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

You guys keep falling for the same parody account.