this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 149 points 10 months ago (2 children)

My best guess is that the son has no name (it's blank where you might expect the name in the last bit of dialog) because his dad deleted his browser history

[–] [email protected] 56 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's what they're going for. I had scrolled past this when I found it before it hit me.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Except that the previous (3rd) sentence ends in no punctuation.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Not worth the effort.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My friend doesn't get it. How would you explain it to him?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Tell your friend that the son is named after his Dad's search history.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What's in his search history? His son is named Porn?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

No, his name is empty, just like the search history.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Some jokes are so far-fetched that even if they make you think an arguably funny thought, you can't believe that that's the intended punchline because nobody should seriously expect anyone to get it. This is one of those.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

It immediately clicked for me and liked it, maybe I just need to touch some grass

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hint: the sentence ends on a comma

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Omfg!!! Lol

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Duckduckgo users:

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The fact that you told us it took you a while, it made me instantly get it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Haha, I'm glad. Quite a few people in the comments did not.

[–] Jax 3 points 10 months ago

The fucking comma, god damnit 😂

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

This meme format is so dumb, I love it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] ultimitchow 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You could have at least put a spoiler tag on it!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)