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[–] [email protected] 68 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

Come on Jerry, you know I’ve always wanted to pretend to be a Marine Biologist!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Serenity now!!!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

The jerk store called.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This would never work in the US. The ambulance bill would be 5x higher than the restaurant bill.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Must be one expensive meal to be 1/20th the cost of an American ambulance.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

$50 vs $1000, rough approximations

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My last ambulance ride was $3,400. After insurance I was still on the hook for 1,700 iirc

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Jesus Christ and y'all still live in the US??

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

The exact ratio depends entirely on the your personal limit for when you see a bill and say "Yup, definitely heart attack worthy"

[–] [email protected] 58 points 10 months ago (2 children)

After the 15th time people started getting suspicious

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But it was the 20th that really gave him away.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Always quit while you're ahead

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

“It’s heart attack guy. He wants his usual.”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Triple bacon cheeseburger with onion rings?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago (1 children)

From the headline, I thought this was twenty fake heart attacks for one meal. That would have been funnier. It’s still pretty funny that he did this at twenty distinct restaurants.

I’m gonna try doing it how I first read it. Omg, heart attack! Wait I’m better. Oh no, it’s happening again! Whew, false alarm. Holy shit, I’m dying! …

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

They didn't buy the first 19 fake heart attacks, but he really sold it the twentieth time.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago

Seafood paella and two whiskeys for only $36.80 USD? I'm fucking moving to Spain

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I wish I was that extroverted. I mean that's 19 free meals and a nickname, what else do you want?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I dub thee "Nicky Desire" after your intense desire for a nickname.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

What does this have to do with introversion vs extroversion? It seems completely unrelated.

One could easily be an introvert and be an asshole and take advantage of people this way.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago

“And what is the charge? Having a heart attack? A succulent Chinese heart attack?”

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

"You people are sick, this man is dying!"

-some regular looking guy with a large jaw

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

Restaurants hate this one weird trick.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

….I thought shit like this only happened in sitcoms.

[–] Iamsqueegee 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

“Choke” - by Chuck Palahniuk

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I came here to say that.

The first Palahniuk book I read, before I learn he wrote Fight Club

Lullaby and Survivor came next.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

This guy having a real heart attack in a restaurant some time in the future.

“Oh no, just ignore Aidas. He is such a joker. Now would you like the lamb or the fish tonight?”

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

All the buffs in the world won’t help if you roll a critical failure.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] medusa 6 points 10 months ago

I see that you know your judo well.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn’t you be paying more in ambulance bills?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

It's in Europe

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

But were they big corporate restaurants? Because that's victimless.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

He's going to fake a stroke to get out of the trial

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

This sounds like a Michael Scott bit in The Office.... I'm pretty sure something like that actually happened in The Office.