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[–] [email protected] 110 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I fully support him in his efforts. if people are going to donate their money to such a sus story, let him spend their money. a fool and his money are soon parted.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Definitely a fool, the correct drug would be cannabis.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (13 children)

MDMA is the most euphoric I’ve ever felt. Just pure insane bliss.

Weed just gives me intense anxiety.

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[–] newIdentity 2 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Cannabis is pretty lame and I hate hate the come up. It only makes me tired.

To be fair: the MDMA come up is worse

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Not necessarily disagreeing with you, but nowadays there's thousands of different types, and hundreds of different modes, and they all are reactively different.

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[–] [email protected] 95 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Give him some fake guns, more MDMA and fake attackers. Then let's sell this to Netflix

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There has to be a better option to go with fake guns and fake attackers than mdma.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Vapo-rub and festies?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

It would certainly be an interesting show watching an armed man in a forest coming up to attackers and trying to hug them, telling how much he loves them and making friends.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Sequel to Cocaine bear: Molly Commando

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Tropic thunder got this covered

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd like to hear the story of how we found out.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Someone probably noticed the trees weren’t native to Ukraine, or that he doesn’t look at all war fighting capable.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

Fucking Geoguessr players.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How would they know about the MDMA?

[–] baked_tea 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just look at that face lmao he grinding hard

[–] newIdentity 7 points 2 years ago

And probably has two gigantic black holes in his face.

I mean I knew that the pupil technically are holes, but they usually don't look like they're going inside.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now I wanna airsoft on molly

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Shoot me daddy

[–] N0body 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The Ukrainian Reddit Legion- forged in the fires of Call of Duty. Able to survive for hours on a single pack of chicken tenders.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

At least he left the basement once in a while.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

3000 drug addicts of gofundme

[–] pastermil 18 points 2 years ago

absolute mad lad

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

hm so not too different from the US military

[–] newIdentity 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why MDMA? It's actually pretty cheap. How often and how much does this guy take so it's worth the effort of going into a nearby Forrest in camouflage armor. (even if the Forrest is his back yard)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

He's irish mate I say maybe 7 grams a session and 1-2 sessions a week. 3.5 a week if he's sensible. That's 70-140 a week, maybe up to 200 if he has a shit dealer.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] newIdentity 4 points 2 years ago

And Serotonin and norepinephrine and others

It's mostly Serotonin

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (23 children)

Nobody is doing 7 grams and not overdosing. 1g is already well into possible overdose territory.

[–] newIdentity 3 points 2 years ago

His sessions are 48h long

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[–] whitecapstromgard 3 points 2 years ago

I support the idiot tax. Good for him.

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