28.3168 liters of piss, addressed to Margret Thatcher.
this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2023
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Iβve heard people say the opposite, βwouldnβt piss on her if she was on fireβ.
Is my piss not supposed to be flammable?
You should use a condom next time
On fire is a good start
On fire and soaked in piss is better
Well, hell is supposed to be forever. Eventually the liquid piss would evaporate, leaving behind solid compounds that, in my experience, would still smell quite bad. And then, she'd burst into flames again. Sounds like a win-win.
I was witness to what burnt piss does on a hot muffler.
It stinks, for miles. And months.
Actually both have the same meaning. Pissing on her while she's on fire would be to save her by soaking. And it's the least you can do (easier than getting water). This saying means that they wouldn't save Margaret Thatcher even if it was trivially easy to do so.
Are you explaining my own joke to me? Why?
Yeah sorry. Since you mentioned it's the opposite, I wrongly assumed that you didn't know the meaning.
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That U2 album that was included free with peoples iPhones that time.
American measurement systems
Think of the money saved alone.
A cubesat with a full array of sensors because hell needs to be studied.
how much is that in real units?
A foot is like 30cm. So it's roughly 27000 cm^3 or 27 liters.
0.1187384 hogshead
finally a serious answer
glitter. nothing is as bad as glitter, it gets everywhere and is hard to clean
It's coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere
And even the women and the children...
A care package for myself for when I get there.
I haven't yet decided between:
- A self-addressed, postage prepaid box about 11.75" on a side. (Who knows what I'd get!)
- One of these but with holy water, incense, and gregorian chants instead of glitter, stink spray, and countdown timers.
- A copy of the Assassin's Creed movie with a note attached: "here, you can have this back."
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1' tungsten cube
u sure that would fit? real boxes have thickness
Well then are you dimensions the inner or outer volume?
They didn't specify box-sizing, so it will default to inner.
how can boxes be real if hell's not real
ignore the fact that hell's not real just like religious people do, we're all trying to have a good time
Potatoes, wrapped in aluminum foil. Maybe some other veggies too.
Add some broth, baby you got a stew going!
a black hole
A bunch of battery powered fans and batteries
It's going to hell, so I would put in dead batteries.
i'd mix in some living ones too in a 10:1 ratio (of which order will be randomly decided)
Ice water because Mallory Archer told me that's what people there want
The asshole who invented the βreply allβ buttonβ¦
The_SeveredHead
What's in the box???
The entrails of the last priest.
Snowballs
Nearly 7.5 gallons of Sagittarius A*
A cat.
A snow cone machine. I might be mean.
One essential organ of as many influential fascists as will fit. I'm thinking brain stem. That's smaller than a heart or spine
Just the middle 2 cm of the aorta will do.
Pius Religious people.
Doesn't make sense otherwise.