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[–] [email protected] 6 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

I'm not sure I would call it "petty"... :)

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

Well its worked for Melania all these years....

[–] [email protected] 229 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's not petty, that's just being smart

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Pettiness and pragmatism are two wildly different things. I'd also count her as pragmatic.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

Rest in Piss bozo

[–] pelespirit 127 points 1 day ago (18 children)

"Was." That's Abe and he was assassinated a few years ago.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wasn't the assassination due to some connection to a church if I recall correctly

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Most successful political assassination in recent memory. The shooter got everything he wanted and then some.

Inspiring, really.

[–] samus12345 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How? He wasn't even in office any more.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Most assassinated politicians become lionized and turned into heroes, even if the reality did not convey that. For Shinzo, however, Japan basically collectively agreed that he was an asshole and his reputation was ruined. That rarely happens.

Imagine if the assassination attempt on Trump in 2024 was successful and then... not only does MAGA die immediately, but even the most die hard MAGA people immediately say 'yeah Trump was a dipshit anyway.'

[–] pelespirit 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah, Moonies. I can't remember why him. The kid that did it, his mom was grifted 100k or something. That's all I remember though.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It was because Abe, like other LDP politicians, had an history of propping up the Church of Unification cult. The shooter picked him specifically because of a video of Abe speaking in one of their churches. Abe's family in particular has connections to the cult since the very foundation, and their ties to the LDP are something out of a "Like A Dragon"/"Yakuza" plot.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Yep.

People not from or really familiar with Japan and also South Korea... when you tell them that actually, weird ass insano religious cults actually fund and drive a very substantial amount of politics and prominent political personalities...

People often think you are being some kind of racist when you say that.

Nope. This is just actually true, to an extent that is often absurd/incomprehensible to many in the Anglosphere.

Which... is kinda weird, because, look at the US.

The Republican party, as in elected officials, is ... majority composed of outright christian nationalist theocrats? Supermajority?

That are functionally a death cult that is actively trying to bring about their version of the apocalypse, at a geopolitical scale, so that Jesus can rapture them all away.

... What are the Mormons? Oh, right, an extremist domestic terrorist religious cult, founded by a locally infamous conman, that just barely managed to not get snuffed out in its infancy of many clashes with Federal Forces and state militias, that's just managed to get a hell of a lot better at PR... while also continuing to evangelize and amass money and political power, and gaslight the fuck out if its adherents as to its actual history.

It really shouldn't be shocking at all that massive, culty religious organizations with opaque external financial reporting standards and essentially always also massive tax breaks/exceptions... do in fact worm their way into having massive power over the political apparatus.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Don't forget Scientology. They had members infiltrate the IRS all over the country, working from the inside to get tax-exempt status for them, cementing their identity as an official religion.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh god yes dear fucking lord.

I would say its astounding they haven't been banned, but they have a loooot of money, so, no, that makes perfect sense.

Yeah Scientology, is the most direct analogue to the insano cult shit in East Asia.

They stalk people, have probably assasinated people, imprison people in their little nonsense navy, buy entire city neighborhoods and all the local municipal politicians... got the insane alien religion, the fucking e meter cans things... entire thing is basically a massively gaslighty, manipulative and dangerous cult.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

She is still alive, though, and may have been avoiding taking to Trump by not knowing English all along!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

with a doohickey gun some dude made in his basement, no less.

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[–] breecher 16 points 1 day ago

That is the opposite of being petty.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 day ago

To be fair, the Orange Shitgibbon barely speaks english itself.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

To be fair, she can get away with it, unlike, say, Queen Elizabeth II.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She gets away not talking to trump, mostly because she's dead.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago

*pretending to be dead. Now we know the real reason she "died"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Same griftbitch that just went to hang out with Putin?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sometimes I wish I could not know English for 2 hours.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Write a hundred page essay, you’ll feel like you don’t

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago

Back in his first term

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why would she do that, she's married to a fascist

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think Hitler would have hated Trump. Pretty sure he did end up hating Mussolini. Fascism isn't a big friendship club.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hitler considered Italians to be racially inferior to even the French. Also there was little cooperation between the axis powers. They didn't share much technology and or industrial power. Unlike the allies who were far more cooperative.

For example many people make a big deal about Hitler's plan for nuclear weapons... but what no one talks about is Japan's nuclear program... and how much closer they got to making a functioning nuke. There was very little information sharing between Japan and Germany, however.

In terms of industry, the Italian air force often had decent airframes but poor engines. The Germans had excellent engines but didn't do much to help the Italians with their air force logistical issues.

Take this in comparison to the US which absolutely flooded its allies with everything from cutlery to explosives to fuel and everything in-between. The Soviet army was bolstered greatly by American trucks, jeeps, and heavy machinery that would have made winning the war incredibly difficult.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Yeah, I sometimes wonder why the European and Japanese fascists even allied.

I'm doing a hearts of iron 4 playthrough as germany and just said no when the option of allying with Japan came up. It's that alliance that ends up pulling the US into the war. This way I think Japan will have their own little war with the US and China while I fight it out with Britain and finish that up before even looking at the Soviets funny.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah, it's specifically fine a new outgroup to blame if they've eliminated the previous one. They have allies or convenience, but they wouldn't keep them if it didn't benefit themselves somehow.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Is it possible to learn this power?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Anybody whose able to speak another language than english can do it.

But that does exclude a lot of americans.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (6 children)

you don't even actually have to speak another language. just make shit up. babble like a fundie "speaking in tongues" and repeat "no speakey eni englche"... helps if you can go a little castor-eyed and pull out the crazed weirdo look.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That will get you disappeared for the next few years

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

As an English speaking American, I would attempt the same thing.

[–] DeathByBigSad 7 points 1 day ago

"This person doesn't speak ~~English~~ American, must be an illegal immigrant" -ICE

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

I'm on public transport and I just giggled. Love it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

日本語を食べません

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

I also don't eat Japanese

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

I wouldn't utter a single word to that turd.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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