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[–] [email protected] 370 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] samus12345 24 points 5 days ago

"He's the one who knocks!"

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[–] [email protected] 173 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Incognito was never about privacy. It's about hiding your seach history from your parents or partner or whatever

[–] [email protected] 71 points 5 days ago (2 children)

For buying gifts, for example.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Or masturbating to pornography

[–] Klear 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 52 points 5 days ago (2 children)

and i'm pretty sure the browsers have been quite explicit about this for a long time now, but of course no one bothers to read "This won't change how data is collected by websites you visit and the services they use, including Google."

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[–] [email protected] 156 points 5 days ago (5 children)

I don’t believe for a second that they are actually going to delete any data they stole from users.

[–] [email protected] 84 points 5 days ago

Oops offshore backup mysteriously occurred.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago

Of course they will! First you make a copy, then you delete the copy. Contractual terms satisfied.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 5 days ago (8 children)

Naming it incognito was a mistake. It was always clear to me all incognito is, is a non persistent container to keep your browsing data separate from your regular browsing data. All its hiding is your porn browsing habits from your mom. But of course, the name implies much more.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

Good for testing instead of "clearing cache and cookies"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Not a mistake, intentionally deceptive

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Incognito mode was always just to hide your local browser history. Think Google would NOT track you?

Do you have Google maps? They know where you are at all times.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

User visits Google (logged in)

User visits Google, without cookies, but from the same IP, same user agent, same resolution, same OS, same enabled plugins, same browser version number, same fingerprint (based on al the previous information).

Google, who could this possibly be???

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Do you have a phone? They know where your toilet is

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Wait... people actually think that incognito means that they don't record your searches??

I thought everybody knew that all incognito does is preventing your searches from showing up in your search history.

Did anyone actually think that these big tech companies would willingly give you an option to keep your searches private from them?

Hello????

Always assume that everything you do online is being recorded and seen by someone. Unless you're a master computer wiz or whatever the fuck they call it these days, ALWAYS ASSUME YOUR ACTIVITY ONLINE IS PUBLIC.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

This is the consequence of wrapping everything in glossy plastics and dumbed down UI for decades. People don't want to learn, and even if they do it's all hidden away behind blobs and bloats.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 5 days ago

You guys are still using Chrome?

[–] [email protected] 109 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Incognito was literally only good for opening a second session without you logged in. It did zero for privacy. Even their disclaimer said so.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Incognito, you mean porn mode?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Its a moot point once you sign into your Facebook account to "share with friends"

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Incognito/Private Browsing came about when people were sharing computers more often. It doesn’t save history and cookies and whatnot on your device. It’s to prevent the next user from getting in to your bank account.

Google and whoever else will still know your IP and can use that to cross-reference whatever other data they have on you.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 days ago

wtf was anyone expecting

[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 days ago (2 children)

hey before they do that, can i look through their files on me? theres some porn i havent been able to refind anywhere

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

The Google Incognito tab in any browser clarifies that while it prevents your browsing history from being saved on your device, it does not make your browsing completely private.

Websites you visit, your employer (if on a work network), and your internet service provider (ISP) can still track your online activity.

Hell it even has a link that leads directly to the privacy policy

https://support.google.com/chrome/answer/9845881?hl=en-GB

The only thing that shocks me is that no one ever reads it

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You’ve gone Incognito. Others who use this device won’t see your activity, so you can browse more privately. This won't change how data is collected by websites you visit and the services they use, including Google. Downloads, bookmarks and reading list items will be saved.

- Google Chrome

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

People mistaking incognito mode for a VPN or Tor.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Exactly. My understanding is that you use incognito mode if you don’t want the browser autofilling pornhub.com when you type po in the search bar.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago (7 children)

I haven't used Chrome in years. Brave and firefox, that's my crowd.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago (13 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

Next headline: Google promises to delete the Firefox private window data they keep about you

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Which is why i don't use safebrowsing but rather a separate profile located (--profile switch) in XDG_RUNTIME_DIR.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago
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[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Um was this surprising to anyone? I think we all assumed that this was the case no???

[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Doesn't it specifically say on a new incognito tab that this doesn't protect against sites or service providers from gathering information....and only stops you from storing local information (history, cookies, etc)? Do people actually think that incognito is adding privacy protection?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That was actually a result of this issue, where Google placed misleading statements in incognito and then proceeded to actively go around them.

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[–] themoonisacheese 22 points 5 days ago

It has somewhat of a privacy protection because it's incapable of keeping cookies. The bar is in hell, but it passed it.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago (5 children)

If anyone thought that Incognito somehow protected their data from websites or services, then that's their fault for jumping to that conclusion in the face of everything saying that's not the case.

Also...

In lawsuits settlement

In meme sentence, words disappear.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

Glad I don't use Chrome lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

If you care about your privacy, don't use products from a company whose entire business model is built on invading your privacy.

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