Oxygen Not Included.
You start with oxygen.
this post was submitted on 18 Jun 2025
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> Starcraft
> You don't craft a single star
> Heretic
> The inquisition doesn't show up
According to my research, the Spanish Inquisition never shows up when you expect it.
final fantasy
has sequel
DOOM Eternal
can be finished in about 20 hours
> dark souls
> most soul items are white
But humanity is dark.
Counter Strike
No Counters
>Counter-Strike
> No unions.
Someone has never played de_rats. There are counters in the kitchen and the bathroom. 😌
Does anything happen when you strike them?
>Postal 2
>There's only one post office
> Risk of rain 2
> It never rains
> Heavy rain
> No D2O
> Detroit: Become Human
> City doesn't become sentient nor organic
> Horizon Zero Dawn
> has day/night cycle
>Skyrim
>The sky has no butthole.
it finally starts raining on the path to Mithrix tho, doesn't it?
this is true it rains on the moon
I don't remember.. I don't think so?
> Saints Row
> Not a single main character is canonized by the church
> The Division
> no math
and that is why ubisoft will never reach the level of coolmathgames.com
saints row
Penis bat
I'm not sure I'm doing this right...
Technically, Half Life is correct. Armor, which constitutes half of your entire life points, is also 100, and you don't have it from the get go.
This is incorrect. Armor takes a large amount of damage dealt to the player, but not all. If you are at 1 HP, and 100 armor, you can still die to a single bullet, even though armor won't be at zero. Fall and drown damage is also not affected by armor. Hence armor is not life.
Source: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/halflife/blob/master/dlls/player.cpp
Source
Nah that's GoldSrc there fam ;)
> Shadowbringers
> There are fewer shadows in Norvrandt than before because of your actions
On the other hand:
> Endwalker
> Literally walk to the end
> Strong art thou, mortal
To take a shit is now a game mechanic?
Kingdom Come 1 promised this as a mechanic but then didn't implement it. There are still toilets but you can only read books on them.
Sexy books?
I remember in ARK you would periodically shit a sphere. I forget what it can be used for though. It is definitely a game mechanic :)
In this game there is a full optional nutritional/metabolic tracking mechanic, where you can leverage taking poops and use it to distract enemies, attract predators, or weaponize them to get other players in-game diseases
In Duke Nukem 3D you could take a crap in the bathroom, and that game is from 1996.
Duke only pissed; on the first level you could find an alien taking a dump tho
Duke also poops a poop in an aliens neck after ripping the head off!
Truly a game ahead of its time
> Duke Nukem
> No Dukes and no Nuclear explosions
Duke Nukem is the name of the protagonist you dingus
3D
It shows up as 2D on my monitor.
You can move in 3D space, as opposed to the previous games, which were side scrollers.
Zero hour
Takes longer than zero hours.
Well, the problem is clearly that it is not.
(In case you are actually confused "duty calls" or "I hear the call of duty" (or "I hear the call of nature") can mean the speaker needs to take a shit.)
"Call of doody"
Also, anon could be referring to the fact that soldiers on the field tend to dig holes to shit if there is no toilet available. Call of duty being a military based game could have had shitting mechanics like how actual soldiers in the field do.
It is in the Sims. Including "The Sims Bustin' Out" which is an RPG.