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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

In Duke Nukem 3D you could take a crap in the bathroom, and that game is from 1996.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Duke only pissed; on the first level you could find an alien taking a dump tho

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Duke also poops a poop in an aliens neck after ripping the head off!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Truly a game ahead of its time

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

> Duke Nukem

> No Dukes and no Nuclear explosions

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Duke Nukem is the name of the protagonist you dingus

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

3D

It shows up as 2D on my monitor.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You can move in 3D space, as opposed to the previous games, which were side scrollers.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Zero hour

Takes longer than zero hours.