this post was submitted on 10 Jun 2025
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[–] mtpender 21 points 5 days ago

TFW you join a raid party on a foreign server.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Why would one rent an obese man?

[–] [email protected] 52 points 5 days ago (1 children)

We’re delightful and, as the commenter said, we make for great tanks.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I imagine one willing to be rented out would be extra delightful, too.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Sounds like fun. Time for me to gain a shitton of weight and rent myself out as a tank

[–] Imgonnatrythis 34 points 5 days ago

Same price as a regular man but you get like three times the man!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's sexist to automatically label any women as a "healer" and we have no idea of the obese man's damage resistance or health bar.

[–] ryedaft 6 points 5 days ago

Yeah, to me that's totally a glassy dps, a tanky dps, and a healer. Eating refills his mana.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Fat Ass Masa?